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Jack Schittington the Dumpkin King 🇵🇸

@FluffSuit

I never mean what I say, even when I do. @fluffsuit.bsky.social

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Joined January 2018
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I love these humans. I want that love to last forever. Like I don’t even care when I cease to exist. I just want that love and joy they bring me to persist in the universe. The wonderful things about them and the delight I have with them to carry on through time and space….
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All this AdP backlash is weird. It seems like it boils down to people saying they aren’t a “serious band”. A truly “innovative” band. Why does everything have to be so serious now? All the time? We got Nazis in the Whitehorse. Can’t we just have a little fun sometimes?
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Narrator voice: They in fact didn’t mean it.
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This picture is like the WWII bomber plane survival bias for old NBA fans
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You guys ever call a 900 number to request a music video?
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Trying to prepare for the apocalypse and realize I don’t have nearly enough whiskey
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I require large amounts of whiskey as a liniment
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Buddy got some new ph’s and he soooooo happy. Pumpkin also got some and she is not sooooo happy
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There’s nothing we can do for pumpkin. She has the body length of a large dog but the physique of a medium dog. Nothing fits her
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Some failed photos
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Wife if fall maxxing
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Yall remember when they banned red m&m’s because kids were shitting red and freaking their parents out?
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Meant to follow up on this cuz I read they were banned because people thought red food coloring caused cancer. So I must have gotten exposed to an urban legend as a kid
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mr wife@wrinklefreeleeNov 8
danny the vito
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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHaterNov 7
It should be illegal to own a captain's hat unless you have at least two DUIs
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Alright. I really enjoyed his ad. Now this? Can I vote for Colom for president?
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@NewsWire_USNov 7
Mississippi Democrat Scott Colom declines to back Chuck Schumer for Senate majority leader
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@IbaraElevenNov 7
Imagine being too scared to challenge a guy with a 13% approval rating among your voters
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…Andrew Will Know Us by the Trail of the Dead@abndesignsNov 7
Padme’s medical droid: She just lost the will to live. Me (there for some reason): Wait, what? That’s not a thing. Droid: Good catch—You’re right, my first diagnosis of “lost her will to live” was incorrect. She actually had a massive cerebral hemorrhage.
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Replying to @StephenM
shut up you ugly fuck
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Compiling a list. Alice’s restaurant Cheeseburger in paradise Peaches Weird Al -Eat It Led Zeppelin-Custard Pie Tutti Fruiti Pour some sugar on me(??) Monty Python-Spam
houses cost $400 🦌 (@milantilope) profile picturehouses cost $400 🦌@milantilopeNov 7
Replying to @FluffSuit
I consider songs about food to be indirect Thanksgiving songs, so you could do like Guy Clark - Homegrown Tomatoes Bonnie "Prince" Billy - Blueberry Jam MF Doom - Mm.. Food
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The thanksgiving song -Adam Sandler.
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Coot posted a good one. I’m looking for songs about being thankful or grateful to add in nitter.cf/cooterhog/status/21191…
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Dido - Thank You
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The list so far
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