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Joined July 2023
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You’re so close to understanding why Epstein and the child trafficking were so important lol
Honeypots are such a tried and tested method of espionage that you would think the counter espionage tactic would be to ensure that key personal are drowning in bad bitches.
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Discovy
What's the most attractive medicine a man can take, the CVS near me had two baddies working the counter
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This is why Mao and Lenin are goated and you’re getting run over by a tank for pussyfooting around in the middle
Very few on the left will object to this even on just basic decency or humanity grounds -- even if it's just to say: mabye we shouldn't publicly cackle and celebrate when someone is fatally shot in the neck? -- because online group-think means they'll be castigated by their audience and other commentators and they don't have the courage to endure even that kind of trivial criticism.
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god is a nonbinary communist and happens to worship themself at mosques
If God is in charge, why did he let our country get taken over by Muslims and communists? Something for people to think about.
Andy Reid got Mike Vick right out of jail #gobirds
From @TheAthletic: The Kansas City Chiefs are the NFL franchise that provides cover for violent abusers, repeat offenders, and now, because they need someone to make a field goal, an unrepentant sleazeball, our columnist writes. It’s always the Chiefs. nyti.ms/4A4roRW
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Would you rather i take ambien and turn the stove on sleepwalking or can i just smoke weed before bed without you crying about it
"I take weed to sleep" Actual medical science: "Medical cannabis versus placebo The synthesized evidence from our comparison indicates that, compared with placebo, medical cannabis may have little to no clinically meaningful effect on the quality of sleep"
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This is me driving any vehicle in battlefield 6
Open hunting season on Saudi mercenaries south of Marib, Yemen
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We sure this ain’t one of Elons cum trophies?
Young Bob showing exactly what he — and the rest of these fascists — really think of women.
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Vers bottoms?
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The way some people talk about steely Dan is like how a heroin addict talks about their first high
all the other kids with the pumped up kirks you better run, better run
Erika Kirk’s SHOES featuring her late husband’s image go viral
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Maybe it has nothing to do what she thinks is right and she makes decisions based on what will keep her relevant in the media to attract dimwit maga voters to the polls while also doing whatever she can to get her nut because she enjoys feeling above her self righteous morals
It’d be easy for me to criticize and ridicule @laurenboebert over the sexual allegations against her. Instead, I’ll point out she was one of four Republicans who originally voted to release the Epstein Files. Those people got put on a permanent list for political destruction.
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She’s really good at looking xanned tf out her mind in professional photos that’s for sure
Happy 31st birthday to the talented Rachel Sennott.
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It’s definitely got balls
The astonishing complexity of the Saturn V rocket, photographed by Dave Wilson between 1967 and 1973.
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Unsure how to explain this to people but in their world it’s the ultimate “I have a black friend so I can’t be racist” so it excuses their insane rhetoric
Donald Trump has now married multiple immigrants. His wife barely speaks English. JD Vance literally has Indian children with Indian names with a Hindu wife. I don't see how their own supporters don't see the blatant hypocrisy in their open bigotry.
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To be fair my ex and I got divorced and I never peed in her mouth :/
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Holy shit this Japanese reverse cowgirl trade is gonna unwind. I hope it’s not hentai. #xrp
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Hear me out. Public access flock cameras, but only outside of Long John Silvers. It's time to figure out how they are still in business.
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This is how I know AI isn’t inherently evil but the people making it and the ways we power it are evil. Only true whimsy can suggest such a thing as illegally deploying a decommissioned Soviet submarine.
I was asking Claude for creative utilizations of 30 million dollars and was caught off guard when it suggested illegally deploying a Soviet submarine
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Shart Filter 5000
Seriously, what is going on with Trump’s rear end here? It looks like he has some sort of contraption back there
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