
just a silly little guy @poetrybeforesex
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Widejoe retweeted
Apple Maps just made me do the dick-and-balls maneuver right next to Nutland smfh fuck you man @Apple
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i couldn’t get a parrot bc he would start repeating the joi i be watching and i would have to pull my pants down and masturbate to the bird😂😂😂
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If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
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You’ll tell a woman you’re taking public transportation home and she’s like “be safe” okay first of all I run these streets
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In all my life I’ve never seen someone play Silent Hill like this I’m in fucking tears bro
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The Spectator boldly asks: can you talk like a pedophile about a 24 year old?
Once a child star in Stranger Things, Sadie Sink is now fronting Calvin Klein's new jeans campaign: she's 24, slender, redheaded, and she's so delicately pale she looks like a Pre-Raphaelite nymph at the end of a Narnian winter. In the ad, a kitchen faucet loses control at the sight of her and a slice of toast orgasmically hurls itself into the air. I empathize with the fixtures.
✍️ Sean Thomas
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