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Joined September 2019
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Just eleven and a half more years to go 🙏
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Replying to @BookitWithTrent
If you’re going to be addicted to cards, all I ask is that you don’t sell low on guys nicknames Tugboat for fucks sake
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Cal Raleigh has a lower average this season than one-armed outfielder Pete Gray did for the 1945 St. Louis Browns
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Timothy Olyphant on being a distant relative of the Vanderbilt family: "My grandmother’s childhood home is now the Russian Embassy in New York, and my childhood home is on Norwegian Avenue in Modesto. So somewhere, someone’s responsible for fucking things up for me."
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During his final broadcast on October 2, 2016, Vin Scully told the story of becoming a Giants fan exactly 80 years earlier. As an eight-year-old, he saw a laundry-window score showing the Yankees had beaten the Giants 18-4 in the 1936 World Series, felt sorry for the Giants and began rooting for them. That's an almost perfect story for Scully's goodbye. His baseball life had started with one scoreboard and ended 80 years later in a Giants ballpark.
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OH THEY’RE GENIUS FOR THIS LMFAOOO😭😭😭
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Not gonna lie, Tom Brady being a nose pincher when he swims has him moving down my all-time QB rankings
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Nom nom nom
The #49ers not practicing today: - Nick Bosa (soreness) - Dre Greenlaw (soreness) - Osa Odighizuwa (soreness) - Kyle Juszczyk (finger fracture) - Jacob Cowing (hip flexor) - Mike Evans (quad) - De’Zhaun Stribling (hamstring) - Craver Willis (concussion protocol) - Brett Toth (unspecified)
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The Brock Purdy debate is the same every year. {Reads through analytics, Purdy No. 1-3 in every advanced statistic.} "I'd say ... fourteenth best quarterback."
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Skubal quit on his country and then became a Dodger. Hating this guy is going to be very very fucking easy.
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UNBELIEVABLE! 🚨🛩️ A Blackhawk helicopter colliding with an American Airlines plane? This can't be a coincidence! 🤯 #PlaneCrash #ReaganAirport #DC
EMERGENCY RESPONSE UNDERWAY! 🚨🚨 Rescue teams are working tirelessly to locate survivors amidst the chaos! #PlaneCrash #ReaganAirport
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it was only a matter of time before zoomer gamers realized you could bunny hop in irl combat to great effect
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They’re gonna play real MLB games here
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This might be the literal BEST video in hobby history…
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Joc Pederson was getting heckled bad by Brewers fans, then he hits a go-ahead 435 ft 2-run bomb. He had a few choice words for them after he touched home plate.
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Crazy...Cody Bellinger now has 14 strikeouts in 19 spring ABs and 8 strikeouts in a row.
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Constantly wonder how much this mattered. He had dislocated his shoulder several times and then did it again here in Game 7 of the NLCS. He had a related surgery after the World Series.
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Deebo Samuel is out of the tent and remaining in the sideline. That seems to be a indication of promising news. – at Santa Clara, CA
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Deebo Samuel might be the best running back in the NFL.
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