GPU Mart

Your favorite OEM just quoted me $1M for a B300, delivery next summer. This is why @GPUMart exists.

The AI infra buildout has put random flyover states like Ohio back on the map. 3 MW available in one year.

the @GPUMart marketing machine is firing on all cylinders

tomorrow night, on All Hallows' Eve Eve aka Mischief Night, I will deliver the most profound @GPUMart Weekly address to date. Subscribe here newsletter.gpumart.com/

Leading up to #sc26 in Chicago, in an attempt to reduce awkward encounters, I’m going to try to be more pleasant on calls, messaging apps and emails over the next few weeks.

If you’re in line, stay in line. But if you’re still in line Monday morning, I am asking you to exit quietly, as @GPUMart is meeting with a mega frontier lab who will likely clear our shelves.

Last night, under the cover of darkness, I published this statement to the @GPUMart Corporate LinkedIn account

just got off the phone with a Hectocorn (💯🦄) startup they're looking for as much colo space and hardware as possible. Any location, any chip, any condition. client is extremely well capitalized and completely price insensitive. they have a strong dev team who can make most hardware work. who has this stuff?

567 GPU hunters dropped everything at 9:18pm Friday night to soak in the @GPUMart State of the Union Address

A stunning 6 story datacenter near completion on the banks of the Thames River. I can’t wait to tap into this thing at zero latency and offer racks to @GPUMart clients.

We have new B200 servers available at @GPUMart from a cancelled order. Ready to ship. Comment B200 and I will personally DM you the details.

the @GPUMart state of the union address was just delivered to 1212 subscribers newsletter.gpumart.com/p/gpu…

looking for up to 5 GW of colo space over the next two years for TIKTOK US Can consider sites 15MW and above. company is price insensitive and has billions behind it

I don’t think @GPUMart’s CEO is especially good at customer support. Who wants this job?

we're working with a datacenter in Southeastern US who has 500 kW (air-cooled) available immediately from a cancelled order. their client failed to pay this would never happen at @GPUMart, as we've invested heavily in our collections team. DM if interested.

today's @GPUMart meetings by the numbers: 11 meetings 255 total minutes scheduled 208 actual minutes 18.9m average meeting duration 15 male account managers (MAMs) 3 WAMs tomorrow: biggest focus is shortening average meeting duration, headlined by a 1m meeting w/ @sur4js. Also looking to go sub 5m with @jadenswang

Q: what do I expect to get out of this 1 GW deal? A: