probably somewhere drinking whiskey in the woods with Taylor Swift. 🥃🌲 he/him
Hollywood, Los Angeles
Joined February 2013
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I JUST GOT THE SNAKE PIT UPGRADE IN THE MAIL WITH THE MERCH I BOUGH!!!!!!!! @taylorswift13 IM SCREAMING I CANT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!! @taylornation13 #reputationstadiumtour 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
Gabriel (Taylor’s Version) retweeted
Ukraine just did more to clean up American elections than Congress has done in twenty years.
Got taken off the waitlist for Olivia Rodrigo and the only thing they could offer is one single ticket priced at almost $1,000……… what are we fucking DOING TICKETMASTER!!!??!!?! EVIL BITCHES!!!! @Ticketmaster
Gabriel (Taylor’s Version) retweeted
Zelensky is a Genius:
Trump: "I'm buying oil from Putin, which will help fund the war against Ukraine."
Zelensky: "Ok then I'm blowing up all the Yandex Data centers in Russia, which host the bot Traffic that Putin uses to Help Trump cause chaos in the US elections. Checkmate!"
Gabriel (Taylor’s Version) retweeted
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day.
And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
Gabriel (Taylor’s Version) retweeted
she really is the first druggie taydaughter this is everything music.apple.com/br/album/i-t…
Gabriel (Taylor’s Version) retweeted
i’ll believe it when i see it bc i HIGHLY doubt she’ll let her likeness be used in a game where she’s being shot at
Gabriel (Taylor’s Version) retweeted
Not every drunk person in Epcot does the wildest shit in the Mexico pavilion, but ALL DRUNK PEOPLE DO THE WILDEST SHIT IN THE MEXICO PAVILION.
Gabriel (Taylor’s Version) retweeted
wor$t man in america
colored vinyl variants
ships by feb, 2027
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