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Life is weird, let’s laugh at it before it eats us. Not waving but drowning.

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His Royal Heinous.
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All that cheating and still dead fucking last.
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β€œTell him the Nobel committee called. For Melania.”
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ER Doctor: "On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad is the pain?" Me: "I’ve given birth, so....a 2?" ER Doctor: (writing in chart) β€œArm is visibly broken.”
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The silent majority appears to be working from home.
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Trump's rally crowd in South Carolina 5 days before Election Day appears to fill just half a gymnasium
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Sex tourism is out. Cult tourism is in.
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Donald Trump called California Psychics to ask whether he'd win the midterms. The psychic said she saw a huge parade with millions of happy Americans waving flags. When Trump asked if he looked good on TV the psychic replied, "I don't know the casket was closed."
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Her first name is Brett.
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A reporter just asked Trump about the removal of Lt. Gen. Brett Sylvia, but referred to him only as "Lt. Gen. Sylvia." "She’s got problems," Trump said. "She’s gonna have big problems. We’re very much looking for leakers"
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Republicans are approaching November with all the enthusiasm of a turkey approaching Thanksgiving.
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America hasn't been this eager to end something since the final season of Game of Thrones.
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β€œSir, I’m the Ghost of Midterms Yet to Come. You’re not going to enjoy the next two years.”
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Iβ€˜m going as Amelia Earhart to our Halloween office party by just not showing up.
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Scott Jennings is going to the CNN Halloween party as a Trump surrogate and his wife is going as the soul he had ripped out of him.
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Republicans are discovering that karma has registered to vote.
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π•Šπ•¦π•Ÿπ••π•’π•–_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 retweeted
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Replying to @FinSane86 @Snow_Miser_ @2026NBAChamps @radioFreeMI @USA_Polling
Both parties use ballot stacking and same-name tactics. Documented Republican examples: Florida 2020: GOP operatives recruited "ghost" independents with the same last name as Democratic incumbents (e.g., Alex Rodriguez vs. Jose Javier Rodriguez). The ghost took 6,000+ votes; Republican won by 32. Led to criminal charges. Alaska 2024 House: GOP fought in court to keep NY prison inmate Eric Hafner (Democrat, never lived in Alaska) on the ballot after others withdrew, aiming to siphon Peltola votes under RCV. Washington 2024: Republican activist recruited two other Bob Fergusons to file against AG Bob Ferguson to confuse voters. They withdrew after legal threats. Alaska 2026 Senate primary: GOP-aligned PACs spent hundreds of thousands boosting fringe candidates (including an Arizona resident) to dilute Peltola support. These tactics are legal in most cases but often criticized as deceptive by opponents.
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If my pumpkin doesn’t glow like this, I’m carving another.
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"Be who you are and say how you feel cause those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” This Halloween my pumpkins say how I truly feel.
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41 million people have already voted. America hasn't been this eager to end something since the final season of Game of Thrones.
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