@GeesTweets

I can fix anything and can talk to cats but I can't fix cats. Avid Backpacker, Bama Grad, Husband, Father, Christian. #rolltide

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So what you’re saying is that we play sometime on Saturday but not sure where. Got it. Lightning permitting of course.
Alabama Football
@AlabamaFTBLSep 21
🚨Game Time Announcement 🚨
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Yep, and did your sources also tell you that Steve, the local community pool lifeguard, got to take the afternoon off to go watch the Tide hang 50 on the Noles? 12 angry middle school boys are just as mad as you.
Danny Kanell
@dannykanellSep 20
Sources tell me the weather was actually pretty nice during the “weather delay” in Tuscaloosa. Surely they didn’t try to bail out Bama who was on the ropes vs the Noles??? That would never happen right?
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Lightning strikes were detected within eight miles of Bryant-Denny Stadium, triggering NCAA-mandated 30-minute delays that reset with each strike; reports confirm storms, rain, and expert involvement in the decisions. tuscaloosanews.com/story/sports/c… frontofficesports.com/article/weathe… wbrc.com/2026/09/20/ala… sportingnews.com/us/ncaa-footba…
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Don’t get me wrong, I’d be the first to spend the night in Bryant Denny Stadium, but 7 hours in the stadium in that heat was enough for one day.
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The same guy that came up with the 6 ft covid rule also set the 8 mile lightning rule. #FSUvsBama
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There is more truth to this than the world knows. IYKYK
Paul Hughes@PaulHughesBhamSep 19
The vestavia lifeguard now in charge of weather delays in Tuscaloosa…
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First I find out it's National Burger Day and now this!!!! This day just getting better by the minute!
Milo's Original Burger Shop
@milosburgershopSep 18
The face you make when the Fried Pickles are FREE. 👀 For a limited time, when you spend $10 in the Milo’s app, you can get an order of Fried Pickles for FREE. Follow these steps to redeem: 👉 1. Open the Milo’s app & be sure you’re logged into your account 2. Add $10+ of...
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*insert eye roll On the flip side, I'd be buying AAPL stock as long as this silliness continues.
Vince Langman
@LangmanVinceSep 18
Fighting over who got the first iPhone 18 is like fighting over who got the first order of Burger King's new chicken nuggets. 🤣
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I think about this guy every year wondering where this hero is today. I met this guy leaving BDS eight years ago this week. If he can wear his lucky shirt every game and only hand wash it, you can do your part too. I'm guessing he retired it when Saban retired.
Lucky Bama Shirt - it's only silly if it doesn't work. It works.

ALT Lucky Bama Shirt - it's only silly if it doesn't work. It works.

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Call me crazy, but I feel like they are subliminally selling something other than "just sports".
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Can we stop announcing players as “…a transfer from…” with every play. We get it, every player on every play is a transfer from somewhere now. That’s the VERY THING we all hate about CFB now. @espn @CBSSports @abc
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I can drop passes for Bama for half the rate of RCW. Put me in coach.
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Has anyone checked to see where Jolene was today?
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When did it become Number Image Likeness? #jaydendaniels @MartySmithESPN @ESPNMcGee
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Dr. Pepper never tells me to stand 6' away from it.
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBeeAug 14
Study Finds Most Americans Trust Dr Pepper Over Dr. Fauci buff.ly/LPjciKa

Study Finds Most Americans Trust Dr Pepper Over Dr. Fauci

U.S.—A new study has found that far more Americans would trust Dr Pepper than would trust Dr. Fauci.

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I’m at the point where Solitaire is the only worthy app on my phone.
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Buckle up ya'll, apparently we are going to talk about the eclipse coming until it gets here….IN 19 YEARS.
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Timeline cleanse….
Luce
@lucyshow11Aug 11
Can’t eat Pork Chops & Applesauce without hearing Peter Brady 🤣
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Is it just me or is the WNBA doing everything they can to make themselves relevant, even this that means to constantly stir up controversy. It's not about women's sports any more, heck it's not even about basketball at this point.
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"When they go low, we go high. Love will win, grace will win….everybody else can go to hell." Ok.
Clay Travis
@ClayTravisAug 12
Indiana Fever coach Stephanie White goes off in pregame rant. Says she didn’t know how bad the foul on Sophie Cunningham was and ends by telling everyone to go to hell. The @wnba wheels
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For goodness sakes, let Big Bird ride the bike you grumpy old man.
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