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Boston, MA
Joined August 2016
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Wife: Do you secretly play with the kids toys when they aren't home? Me: What? Why would you ask that? Wife: I saw you waving Thor's mallet. Me: It's Mjölnir. A hammer to build or for war. Wife: Me: *wondering if I should tell her only worthy people can lift it*
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I have 1 new followers from USA 🇺🇸 last week. See tweepsmap.com/!GettingMyDadO…
*My son has friends over: Me: You should play outside before it rains. J: Naw. It's boring. *it starts raining. J: Let's go outside and slide into puddles.
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Ime Udoka took a moment after his Game 7 presser to bring awareness back to the school shooting that happened in Uvalde last Tuesday: “It just happened a week ago, and it seems to be pushed in people’s memory already. Change is needed.” His full message:
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I played 8 in a game of one-on-one today and nearly lost. I guess it's time for me to work on my game or change the rules.
The best in game dunker of all time - Vince Carter The best dunk contest performance of all time (on a historical curve) - Vince Carter The best dunk contest of all time - Zach LaVine vs Aaron Gordon. The best dunk contest dunk all time - Aaron Gordon
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Combining regular season and playoff stats, no one has scored more points than @KingJames 👑
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Today I'm grateful for good friends that go way back. A former teammate made my son's day. We got to play in their pratice facility and were introduced to college basketball players.
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There's so much to be grateful for. My kids, my wife, my siblings, and my parents are at the top of the list.
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Today’s kids would never be able to handle this pain
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AOC: When I Say ‘Tax The Rich,’ I Don’t Mean Me dlvr.it/S7f5FP
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It's the end of the school year and I miss parent Twitter. Can't wait to get back into things.
I'm going to be an uncle for the first time. Can't help but be excited.
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“It is now clear that the creation of America required not only the theft of labor and land, but a national myth in which we made pirates into patriots.” Ta-Nehisi Coates on #CrossConnection 🔥🔥🔥
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Author Ta-Nehisi Coates gives this week's essay, a guest lecture on the 1619 Project backlash and White America's obsession with myth-making. #CrossConnection
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Gavin. No, not that one. The other Gavin. No, not that one either. Gavin Greyling. How could you all be confused?
Replying to @BrentWeeks
@BrentWeeks which character do you feel you were hardest on?
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Why are you wide awake at 3am you ask? Well, I've had to carry both children from my bed 3 TIMES back to their own beds tonight. I'm afraid to go to sleep, I've had too many bony elbows and feet in the back.
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My Main Man and I have been playing Uno each vacation day at the same time and we had to put our tourney on hold for the trial results. While I'm pleased with the accountability, I'm disheartened by the amount of pending cases that require more accountability.
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Sometimes I see my kids hanging with each other and I get so excited to see them grow together. I wanna capture these moments and stretch them put until infinity.
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