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Boston, MA
Joined August 2016
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Ime Udoka took a moment after his Game 7 presser to bring awareness back to the school shooting that happened in Uvalde last Tuesday: “It just happened a week ago, and it seems to be pushed in people’s memory already. Change is needed.” His full message:
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The best in game dunker of all time - Vince Carter The best dunk contest performance of all time (on a historical curve) - Vince Carter The best dunk contest of all time - Zach LaVine vs Aaron Gordon. The best dunk contest dunk all time - Aaron Gordon
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Combining regular season and playoff stats, no one has scored more points than @KingJames 👑
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Chris retweeted
Today’s kids would never be able to handle this pain
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AOC: When I Say ‘Tax The Rich,’ I Don’t Mean Me dlvr.it/S7f5FP
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“It is now clear that the creation of America required not only the theft of labor and land, but a national myth in which we made pirates into patriots.” Ta-Nehisi Coates on #CrossConnection 🔥🔥🔥
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Author Ta-Nehisi Coates gives this week's essay, a guest lecture on the 1619 Project backlash and White America's obsession with myth-making. #CrossConnection
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Gavin. No, not that one. The other Gavin. No, not that one either. Gavin Greyling. How could you all be confused?
Replying to @BrentWeeks
@BrentWeeks which character do you feel you were hardest on?
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You know when your kids have that one beautiful night of sleep and then you spend the next month trying to recreate those same exact conditions so they will sleep through the night again, but they are just like "nah bro, that wasn't it" until you lose all will to live?
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Celtics fans to Evan Fournier.
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When I was younger, I thought that being over 40 would be quite boring and uneventful, but today I’m going to buy a wood chipper and I’ve never felt more alive
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Me: Please don’t dump Cheez-Its all over my car. My toddler (dumping Cheez-Its all over my car): I won’t.
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I just need my husband to realize I still exist after he goes to bed, and that shutting off all the lights will result in my falling and dying. Which will also kill the laundry, kitchen, and cleaning faries around here.
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Pickles should always be announced, never assumed. If something comes with a pickle, state that it comes with a pickle so that I can decline it and it will not infect my other food with its noxious juices.
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Not to brag, but I’m really good at forgetting someone’s name 20 seconds after I meet them.
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Mohammed Ali, Bill Russell, Jim Brown, Billy Jean King, Megan Rapinoe, Kareem, Arthur Ashe, Jesse Owens.... Would Disagree. SHOULD I CONTINUE?
Zlatan believes LeBron should stay out of politics.
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I cleaned the house but I have kids, so that was stupid
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On this day in 1965, Malcolm X is assassinated in Audubon Ballroom. He was 39 years old.
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Who needs abs when you can have anxiety?
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The most unrealistic part of the mandalorian is that he finds babysitters everywhere he goes
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