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Glob Herman

@GlobHerman

No one takes a guy seriously when they can see his small intestines.

 Westchester, New York
jeangreyschool.com
Joined January 2012
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I smell like Krakoa's butt.
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We're pleased to welcome our newest enrollee, @GlobHerman. You'll be sharing a dorm with Mudbug.
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See ya, nerds of the Jean Grey School! Hello, @AcademyHellfire!
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Eye Boy@EyeBoySeesYou1 Apr 2013
So, this happened:
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Now hiring.
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Not all of us will be coming home from this Savage Land trip. I can promise ya that. Heh.
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Gonna spike Iceman's iced latte with Ex-Lax so he sprays a butt-blizzard all over his math class.
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Burger King
@BurgerKing6 Feb 2013
RT if you wish you were eating BK® French Fries right now.
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Thanks @Claussenpickles for sending me a fresh case of pickles! Delish! ;-)
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Krakoa must've eaten some bad fertilizer. Whole school smells like cave farts.
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Science fair project? Yeah, I don't think so. Glob Herman's got... other plans. Heh heh heh.
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Feel like somebody ran a lawnmower over my brain. Gotta love Psychic Combat Class.
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Pooped out the Food Blimp.
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I just ate the Food Blimp.
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Hey, @IaraSurfs, don't know if you're heard, but I kinda run my own gang around this school. If you ask nicely, I might let you join.
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No teachers! No school! No one to stop me from walking around the school butt-naked if I want! Oh wait, I'M ALWAYS NAKED!!!
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Krakoa just farted. The school smells like a swamp.
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Hey, @QQuire, we should talk. I have some new friends you might like to meet.
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Still cleaning toilet paper out of Krakoa's trees. Nobody here respects the Glob. Good thing I've made some new friends...
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Watching last night's candy digest.
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