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Friends that introduce you to opportunities >>>>>
May we be those friends, may we have those friends.
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1. First of all, never panic when a woman tells you she is pregnant.
2. That girl was not pregnant. She only wanted to use you to collect money.
3. Stop asking about the pregnancy or sending any money regarding that effect.
4. Make sure she doesn't pin any pregnancy on you that isn't yours because obviously you have not goten her pregnant.
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I hate people who can't maturely solve drama. If you are mad at me why are you complaining about it to everyone but me
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Blowing me a kiss before beating me is crazy😂😂 i can cook and clean even iron her panties😂
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my building has a "free shelf" in the laundry room, and the unwritten rule is you take something, you leave something. for three years it held the usual: mismatched mugs, a paperback with no cover, a lamp nobody trusted. last week i found a wedding dress on it, in a clear garment bag, with a sticky note that said "FREE. NO QUESTIONS."...






































