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England, United Kingdom
Joined December 2020
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Islam Makhachev is a 2 Division UFC Champion
Today, we go war. It may be the day we lose, or it may be the day we make history.
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Islam will have fought the: WW Champ βœ… WW N1 Contender βœ… WW N1 Contender β˜‘οΈ Cejudo, McGregor, Jones, Topuria, Cormier, GSP never did this after winning their 2nd belts πŸ‘
Replying to @ChampRDS
i’ll translate. β€œi want to get out of the sport before i face a dangerous contender that i don’t have a significant weight advantage on”
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"one of the last in my career"
My next fight is one of the last in my career. They say Prates is too dangerous for me and Morales is too good for me. So I want to face the best of them and prove to the world once again who is the best in world.
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I’ve enjoyed you Goat
My next fight is one of the last in my career. They say Prates is too dangerous for me and Morales is too good for me. So I want to face the best of them and prove to the world once again who is the best in world.
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Maybe I was too harsh on Unc Colby FC, let us know when you want a titleshot and we'll manufacture some beef to sell a show πŸ₯©πŸ€
😲πŸ’ͺColby Covington comes to Islam Makhachev's defense amid criticism over his January absence, arguing that Morales and Prates haven't earned the right to fight for an interim belt. β€œI was surprised. I thought he just fought two or three months ago. I thought he just had a title defense. Give him a little time to get through Ramadan. The January date for him didn’t work out. Give him some time to fight after Ramadan. Those guys aren’t worthy to be fighting for an interim title. What have those guys done? Michael Morales has fought nobody. He’s been tested by nobody. He’s had an impressive win streak and some nice showcasing wins, but he hasn’t had a premier marquee matchup, a main event shot with an ex-champ or a title challenger. So I don’t think that deserves to be an interim title, but that’s why the UFC and Hunter Campbell are so great at what they do, and they see something and they know something. That’ll be an all-striking battle, and I think someone will get knocked out for sure.”
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Is anyone else getting the glitch where videos are uploaded twice (and if you delete one, the other goes with it)???
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Girlfriend FC said she's dressing up as Alex Pereira for Halloween and saw my best friend post Blue UFC Venum Adesanya shorts on his story
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Girlfriend FC said she's dressing up as Alex Pereira for Halloween and saw my best friend post Blue UFC Venum Adesanya shorts on his IG Story
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ITS BEEN 4 MONTHS 😭😭😭😭😭
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When Fofana gets trafficked and then found in multiple pieces 8 months later
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Fofana's Mom vs Fofana's Dad
Just deeped that Fofana can’t do it like Jota cus his license got taken away
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.@RestoreBritain @RupertLowe10 If you can guarantee me Fofana goes, you have my vote πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
FOFANA MISSES! Liverpool: βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βŒβœ…βŒβœ… Chelsea: βœ…βœ…βœ…βŒβœ…βœ…βŒβŒ LIVERPOOL HAVE KNOCKED OUT CHELSEA!
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"Wesley Fofana"
β€œWesley Fofana has been found dead outside Anfield”
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Forget Alex Scott. The priority for the January window is selling Fofana Honestly just release him from his contract. Disgrace of a player
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Deport Emegha and Barco back to Strasbourg
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"Gusto"
Tonight's Blues. βœŠπŸ’™ #CFC | #CarabaoCup
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Volk isn't an active champ,his activity is standard Max 1 - Dec19 Max 2 - Jul20 Ortega - Sep21 Max 3 - Jul22 (Islam 1 - Feb23) Yair - July23 (Islam 2 - Oct23) Ilia - Feb24 Lopes 1 - Apr25 Lopes 2 - Feb26 Movsar - Oct26 I know he has valid reasons,but they don't change the facts
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I missed one fight, my bad. TKZ - April22*
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on peak level R9, Benzema, Henry, Eto'o, Drogba, Haaland, Suarez, RVP all better
Where does Harry Kane rank amongst the 21st centuries best number 9’s? πŸ’­ β€’ Ronaldo β€’ Henry β€’ Ibrahimovic β€’ Eto’o β€’ Drogba β€’ Suarez β€’ Aguero β€’ Lewandowski β€’ Benzema β€’ Haaland
45%Top 10
36%Top 5
14%Top 3
5%Top 1
12,585 votes β€’ Final results
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New girl started at my work place and I accidentally ate her KFC order thinking it was mine...
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