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Godzilla Haiku (All Scales, No Fails (tm) )

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The Dragon With The Girl Tattoo. Occasionally tweets in non-haiku format. Gotta be flexible. #Resist #VoteBlue #VaccinesSaveLives #BeKindRewind

 Just behind that skyscraper.
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Joined March 2010
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BREAKING - I'VE SOLVED AN INTERNATIONAL MYSTERY! @Nestle Part 1: 12 tons of Kit Kat bars are stolen from a shipment in Italy. Part 2: A sculpture of a Ferrari race car MADE OF KIT KAT BARS shows up. Part 3: George Clooney walks away with the girl and a bag full of money.
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John Fugelsang
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There are some who call me...TIM (@TimNoEgo) profile picture
There are some who call me...TIM@TimNoEgo11h
Today I got my flu shot and my covid shot. Because I'm not crazy.
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'The Ronster'@BerisfordRon12h
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John McCabe | Last Coin Standing (@LastCoinStandng) profile picture
John McCabe | Last Coin Standing
@LastCoinStandng8h
Replying to @WhiteHouse
@WhiteHouse
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🆘URGENT🆘PLEDGES NEEDED🆘🙏🏾PLZ SHARE🆘 🙏🏾PLZ #PLEDGE 2 SAVE MY LIFE 💝Sweet 3YO White & Black Kitty HUNTER💝 ❗Is Now Sick With A URI🤒 📢In Shelter Since 10/17/26 🚨Needs Adoption Or Rescue ASAP🚨 ▶️ID: 23474 facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=… 🙏🏽#AdoptDontShop #Marietta, #GA @cobbkitties
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Cobb County Kitties (@cobbkitties) profile pictureCobb County Kitties@cobbkittiesOct 29
RESCUE and PLEDGES or ADOPTER needed NAME: Hunter COMBO STATUS: AGE: 3Y SEX: Male ID: 23474 CAGE: 688 IN SHELTER SINCE: 10/17 ADOPTION or RESCUE ONLY: Adoption If you can help, please call or email the Rescue Coordinator, Elizabeth George: 770-590-6… ift.tt/U6LXSvZ
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Marco Foster
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Stevie Wonder: “Michigan, this is Stevie Wonder. There is so much on the line this election. We cannot be distracted. Today, Tuesday, November 3rd, is Election Day. Go vote for Dr. Abdul El-Sayed for Senate, Jocelyn Benson for Governor, and Democrats down the ticket. Our future depends on it”
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Kilgore Trout (Polka king of the Southeast)
@KilgoreOfTrout8h
IF YOURE IN LINE AT ARBYS RIGHT NOW STAY IN LINE DONT LEAVE THEY LEGALLY HAVE TO GIVE YOU A BEEF AND CHEDDAR PER THE CONSTITUTION KNOW YOUR RIGHTS 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
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Replying to @kayleighmcenany @FoxNews
@kayleighmcenany @FoxNews
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Voters: We can't afford gas and groceries! GOP: Socialism bad! Your kids are getting trans surgeries at school! Look at the new ballroom! Voters: How does that help me pay my rent and buy food? GOP: Communism! Immigrants! Trump: "Groceries." That's a funny word. BLUuuuuRRRP!
Kayleigh McEnany (@kayleighmcenany) profile pictureKayleigh McEnany
@kayleighmcenany4h
🚨 Tonight, socialism is on the ballot, and the choices voters make in 2026 will inform 2028. Should Abdul El-Sayed prevail, a lightning bolt of socialism will make its way through the Democratic Party and frame the 2028 Democratic Primary. @FoxNews ⬇️
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John Tuld
@BradHustonNov 3
The voters told you they couldn't pay their bills. The voters told you they couldn't get a job. The voters told you gas and groceries were too high. So you went to war with Iran. You demanded people shut up about AI taking their jobs, skyrocketing their utilities and complaining about data centers. You bragged about all the money you made on stocks. Cry harder.
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Lakota Man
@LakotaMan13h
Yes absolutely, the powwow was a jubilant Indigenous celebration of life. We, Lakota, loved celebrating with the ancestors, beneath a canopy of infinite luminescent majesty. I pray my prayers of hope and happiness travels far — and finds a good place in your heart. 🪶🙏🏾✨
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Armand Domalewski
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the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment
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All The Right Movies
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On the set of BACK TO THE FUTURE, Michael J. Fox learns some killer licks from guitar tutor Paul Hanson.
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🆘CODE RED🆘RELISTED TBK THU 11/5/26🆘🙏🏾PLZ SHARE🆘 🙏🏾PLZ #PLEDGE 2 SAVE MY LIFE 💘Fearful 13YO #Senior Black & White Kitty "OREO"💘 😿💔Dumped 4 Aggressive Behavior, Not Thriving 🚨Needs #Rescue #Foster🚨 ▶265814 facebook.com/photo/?fbid=141… 🚨NEW HOPE RESCUE ONLY🚨 #Queens #NYCACC
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Renee' Martin (@sachikoko) profile pictureRenee' Martin@sachikokoNov 1
🆘CODE RED🆘RELISTED TBK TUE 11/3/26🆘🙏🏾PLZ SHARE🆘 🙏🏾PLZ #PLEDGE 2 SAVE MY LIFE 💘Fearful 13YO #Senior Black & White Kitty "OREO"💘 😿💔Dumped 4 Aggressive Behavior, Not Thriving 🚨Needs #Rescue #Foster🚨 ▶265814 facebook.com/photo/?fbid=141… 🚨NEW HOPE RESCUE ONLY🚨 #Queens #NYCACC
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Kris (@DammitKAdler) profile picture
Kris@DammitKAdler3h
Keisha Lance Bottoms wins the Georgia governor’s race, flipping the office for Democrats nbcnews.com/politics/2026-el…
Keisha Lance Bottoms wins the Georgia governor’s race, flipping the office for Democrats

Keisha Lance Bottoms wins the Georgia governor’s race, flipping the office for Democrats

NBC News projects that Bottoms, the former mayor of Atlanta, defeated billionaire Republican Rick Jackson in the contest to succeed Gov. Brian Kemp.

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I agree there will be a historic Republican turnout for the midterms. I also think that a lot of them are sick of Trump and his enablers and will vote for the Democrat candidate.
Jon Elder (@BlackLabelAdvsr) profile pictureJon Elder
@BlackLabelAdvsrSep 13
We will see historic Republican turnout for these midterms. Bookmark this. A red wave unlike anything you e ever seen is right around the corner. We will control the House by 10+. We will control the Senate by 10+. Oregon governor might flip too. The media has lied.
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John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 (@bourscheid) profile picture
John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀
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Hey @BlackLabelAdvsr, you told us to bookmark this. Can we get an update?
Jon Elder (@BlackLabelAdvsr) profile pictureJon Elder
@BlackLabelAdvsrSep 13
We will see historic Republican turnout for these midterms. Bookmark this. A red wave unlike anything you e ever seen is right around the corner. We will control the House by 10+. We will control the Senate by 10+. Oregon governor might flip too. The media has lied.
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#TuckFrump
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The administration plans to deport detained Afghans through Pakistan back to Afghanistan, where advocates warn some could face Taliban retaliation. America spent 20 years asking for their help. The thank-you note has taken a dark turn. #AfghanAllies
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LanaQuest aka RosaSparks
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This.
Eve (@FWD4Democracy) profile pictureEve@FWD4Democracy14h
Replying to @LqLana
You know....👇
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a friend of mine had trans surgery this afternoon so they could vote twice
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