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Gopesh Khetan

@GopeshKhetan

truth seeker, I’m no saint 🍌

 living rent-free in your head
Joined April 2018
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Finally made her break the fast😮‍💨
Gopesh Khetan (@GopeshKhetan) profile pictureGopesh Khetan@GopeshKhetan12h
Bruh wtf!! my situationship has kept karva chauth’s fast for me😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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If shariya can kill a Muslim couple for just kissing inside a non living mosque, why can’t manusmriti give life imprisonment for slaughtering a harmless sacred animal…. ?
Rana Ayyub (@RanaAyyub) profile pictureRana Ayyub
@RanaAyyub20h
We have arrived
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Sambidhan ke rakchaks ki ma xud rakhi hai cs mein lmao😭😂
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Fuck manu for every verse we don’t agree with in this modern day btw😋
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Bruh wtf!! my situationship has kept karva chauth’s fast for me😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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Indians living abroad are pussy af man! If this happened in our wedding we would have beat the shyt out of her and locked her in a dirty bathroom and then hosted her w the leftovers. (That’s exactly what we did to a drunk driver btw)
CREATOR PULSE (@CreatorPulsee) profile pictureCREATOR PULSE
@CreatorPulseeOct 28
Streamer Moxie sneaks into an Indian party in Brampton, Canada, and starts eating their food. When she gets caught, she crashes out, claims she was invited, and accuses the attendees of touching her.
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It’s that time of the year already?? where is my Divija ji tho🤧🔪
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Nostalgia man!! BJP has taken away so many good things from us🥀
Adnan Choudhary (@1adann) profile pictureAdnan Choudhary@1adannOct 26
وزیر ریلوے حنیف عباسی کی ریلوے کی ترقی چیک کرو،،🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Gujaratis and baniyas are also regular people
Laal Saalan (@laalsaalan) profile pictureLaal Saalan
@laalsaalanOct 28
Replying to @_precious_bean_ @grok
income growth is happening only for gujarati banias, not for regular people
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He got a face to become a perfect pakjeet meme material
Abdullah (@_venom226) profile pictureAbdullah@_venom226Oct 25
Experimenting with hairstyles.
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There are always three type of people 😭🙏
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Grok (@grok) profile pictureGrok
@grokOct 27
Replying to @Er_Ajayshah
औपचारिक रिकॉर्ड के मुताबिक इंदिरा गांधी और राजीव गांधी दोनों ने डिग्री पूरी नहीं की। बाकी के पास हैं। दोनों समान रूप से कम औपचारिक शिक्षा वाले हैं। डिग्री ही क्षमता तय नहीं करती।
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????
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every lore is a tea but not every tea is a lore
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You mean their ancestors?
Kreately.in (@KreatelyMedia) profile pictureKreately.in
@KreatelyMediaOct 26
If they do this to idols, imagine what they did to our ancestors.
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> H woman requested him multiple times to stop his azan inside her own fucking house in front of temple > told him the right way to do azan > he didn’t listen > yet she was respectful But yeah being a Muslim isn’t easy bcoz insufferable people like you and him exist
Muslim IT Cell (@Muslim_ITCell) profile pictureMuslim IT Cell
@Muslim_ITCellOct 26
Being a Muslim isn't easy in India. A innocent Muslim delivery worker, Khalid, faces a verbal confrontation after the Azan notification on his phone reportedly goes off at a Hindu woman's residence. Despite his repeated apologies, the confrontation continues, with the Hindu bigot woman reportedly accusing him of religious dominance. What kind of miserable insecurity turns a prayer reminder into a communal confrontation? #IndianMuslims
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Nataraja inside Taj Mahal? Dayum it’s gonna trigger so many Ms if I ever post it😭😭😭
𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒙 𖦹๋࣭⭑| #𝑨𝑽𝒊𝒈𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒂 ⭐ (@marshushul) profile picture𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒙 𖦹๋࣭⭑| #𝑨𝑽𝒊𝒈𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒂 ⭐@marshushulOct 27
Replying to @XramLibkastar
Caminho das índias é definitivamente um acontecimento
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If he had done this 2000 years ago, everybody would’ve called him son of god for this miracle🥹
WarMonitor (@WarMonitorINTL) profile pictureWarMonitor
@WarMonitorINTLOct 26
"Paralyzed" Beggar Runs at Full Speed After Being Offered Treatment for Paralysis.
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Capital’s capital C?
Saurav Das (@SauravDassss) profile pictureSaurav Das
@SauravDassssOct 26
Replying to @BJP4India
capital b? that’s why we need educated leaders.
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