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I lived in Canada for 30 years.
The day before I left, my income tax rate was 60% of my paycheck
The day I arrived, my income tax rate dropped to 30% of my paycheck.
The day I got a mortgage, it dropped to 9% of my paycheck.
Even with health care costs, I have way more money in my pocket than I ever did in Canada.
Which might explain why Canadians are always so stressed that they can’t even take a joke.
It’s financial stress. Years and years of financial struggle against a system that takes too much and gives too little in return, and fills your head with so much propaganda that you’re blind to it.
You know something is wrong, but you can’t tell what.
So they set Trump up as the scapegoat and blame him, when the real culprits are your own leaders.
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THREE MEN ARE SITTIN' ON A BENCH.
ONE'S A TEXAN WEARING A STETSON, ONE'S A MUSLIM WEARING A TURBAN, AND THE LAST AN APACHE WITH AN EAGLE FEATHER WOVEN IN HIS HAIR.
THE INDIAN IS RATHER GLUM AND SAYS "ONCE MY PEOPLE WERE MANY, BUT NOW WE ARE FEW."
THE MUSLIM PUFFS UP AND SAYS "ONCE MY PEOPLE WERE FEW, BUT NOW WE ARE MANY MILLIONS."
TEXAN ADJUSTS HIS HAT, FINISHES ROLLING A SMOKE, LEANS BACK IN HIS CHAIR AND DRAWLS, "THAT'S CAUSE WE AIN'T PLAYED COWBOYS AND MUSLIMS YET."
🤖 Made with AI
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For over twenty years, an engineer named Richard Bernstein did precisely what his doctors ordered.
He ate the diet the American Diabetes Association blessed, close to half of it carbohydrate, and chased the resulting flood of sugar with large doses of insulin. It was killing him. By his mid-thirties his body was breaking down: failing kidneys, nerve damage, the early wreckage of a Type 1 diabetic who had been told in 1946 he would be lucky to reach forty.
The treatment was textbook. The patient was dying on it.
In 1969 he got hold of a machine that blew the whole thing open. It was a blood glucose meter, a three-pound box sold only to hospitals to tell an unconscious diabetic from a drunk. Bernstein could get one at all only because his wife was a doctor and it was bought in her name.
He began measuring his own blood sugar several times a day, the first patient in the world known to do it. What the numbers showed was damning. His levels were swinging violently outside any safe range, on the exact diet the experts had sworn by.
So he ran the experiment they never bothered to run. He cut the carbohydrate hard and swapped the big insulin doses for small, precise ones. His blood sugars flattened to near normal. His complications began to reverse.
He had cracked tight control for Type 1, the type the profession insisted diet could never touch, and the very same approach worked for Type 2.
Then came the most telling part of all. When he tried to publish what had just saved his life, the journals turned him away, not on the evidence, but because he was an engineer and not a physician. So at the age of 45 he enrolled in medical school, for the sole purpose of earning the right to be heard. He qualified, opened his own practice, and spent the next several decades proving the establishment wrong one patient at a time.
The profession never really thanked him for it. It had spent years handing a high-carbohydrate diet to people whose defining problem is that they cannot handle carbohydrate, and then blaming those same people when they fell apart.
Bernstein lived with Type 1 diabetes for 78 years and died last year at 90. He outlived a great many of the experts who swore it could not be done, and a great many more of the patients who were simply given the official advice and told to trust it.
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The same leftists and media who complain about Kash Patel drinking… were the ones stealing bottles of booze in the middle of an assassination attempt last night.
Ask yourself why the captain of the Ottawa senators is being forced to answer more questions from the Canadian media than anyone in the liberal government has ever been asked about the billions of dollars pledged to country’s around the world 🤨 🤔 🧐
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If the two old guys in the balcony in the Muppets had sex changes and became jihadists…
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Wayne Gretzky is more Canadian than any elbows up, TDS, weak minded individual in this country and that’s a fact.
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Things nutritionists tell you are healthy:
- Oatmeal (blood sugar spike)
- Whole grain bread (glucose surge)
- Orange juice (liquid sugar)
- Low-fat yogurt (sugar added to replace fat)
- Granola (candy clusters)
- Plant-based meat (seed oil and soy protein)
- Fruit smoothies (fructose bomb)
Things nutritionists tell you are dangerous:
- Butter (stable fat humans ate for millennia)
- Eggs (perfect food)
- Red meat (most nutrient-dense food)
The advice is exactly backwards. On purpose.
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Replying to @SenatorDurbin
LOL!!! 81M people did not vote for Joe Biden.
Jan 6th was staged by Nancy Pelosi with the help of the corrupt FBI to cover up the stolen election.
Anyone with common sense knows these facts.
#WANTITALL
This could go one of two ways.....
Could be a legendary night
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No KINGS!!!
How long has their reign in Government been…
Chuck Grassley: 50+ years
Chuck Schumer: 44+ years
Mitch McConnell: 40+ years
Nancy Pelosi: 38+ years
Maxine Waters: 37+ years
Bernie Sanders: 34+ years
Etc
Trump: 4 years and 9.5 months
But Donald Trump is a King…
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I owe Daulton Varsho and Blue Jays fans an apology. He’s really fucking good. I’m going to giveaway a Daulton Varsho jersey to one person who RT this and follows me. Winner picked tonight, good luck 🔥






















