@GrumpyDragonh

blind guy living in PA Moving to Cleveland in the next year. . Gamer, Poet, I'm just me.

The Vortex
Joined November 2012
Michael Hoffman retweeted
Remember what you’re missing, America.
Ok, fine! Here’s my presidential platform: ☀️ Abolish daylight saving time 🏥 Free universal healthcare 🪓 Lawsuits are to the death 🍦 Fix McDonald’s icecream machines 🐍 Your politicians work for COBRA! 🎃 Make Halloween a national holiday on the Saturday closest to Oct 31st
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LISTEN UP TARIFF OF NOTTINGHAM, YOU ORANGE ABOMINATION OF IGNORANCE: CANADA DOESN’T OWE YOU “DAMAGES” BECAUSE THE FUCKING WIND EXISTS. FORESTS BURN, SMOKE TRAVELS. THAT’S SCIENCE, NOT A PROTECTION RACKET. NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU WHINY TARIFF GOBLIN.
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Michael Hoffman retweeted
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s ready to defund G.I.Joe for being “a bunch of little woke babies with Uncle Sam’s credit card.”
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Michael Hoffman retweeted
It was a cash bar at the Taylor Swift wedding. Not the first time I’ve killed a man at Madison Square Garden. Probably won’t be the last.
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Michael Hoffman retweeted
.@realDonaldTrump you are a vile disgusting man. Petty and pathetic, you are a hypocrite who reeks of weakness and insecurities with no moral core. Regardless of the politics, the American people should be embarrassed and ashamed for ever having entrusted you with leadership. God rest Robert Mueller.
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Michael Hoffman retweeted
Gas prices are skyrocketing nationwide. American troops are dead and injured. Our longtime allies are abandoning us. …and the President of the United States has no idea what he's doing.
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Michael Hoffman retweeted
Ohio in the last 5 days: •Hurricane wind storm •Random quiet day •70s and sunny •Severe thunderstorms •Snow •More wind •Wind chills near 0⁰ •Meteor exploding in the sky – at Lincoln Village, OH
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Michael Hoffman retweeted
Trump wants the United States out of NATO. Now he wants NATO to help the United States in Iran. What a dumb fuck.
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Michael Hoffman retweeted
Technically Cobra Island is open for tourism. The only thing preventing that is Cobra firing on any vessel that approaches.
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Michael Hoffman retweeted
You expect me to believe your military isn’t woke when your special forces are full of DEI hires?
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can somone who's played it give me steps on how to navigate in assassins creed shadows? do i use any of the r3 or l3 buttons how do you track/ Please/
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trying to set up assassins creed shadows and i won't let me turn on the general sound cues how to play them in glossary? and why can't I toggle?
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Michael Hoffman retweeted
Battlegrounds players, the timeways are calling very soon...
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The key to everything you think you know is finally here. 💙 Watch #TheMightyNein now, exclusively on Prime Video
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I never visited Epstein’s Island. I have my own island and the nighttime comforts of grown women. Like your mother.
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Michael Hoffman retweeted
Our power grows! Behold! #TheMightyNein
The deck is fully stacked! Anjelica Huston, Lucy Liu, Nathan Fillion, T’Nia Miller, Felicia Day, Graham McTavish, and Ivanna Sakhno are coming to Exandria in #TheMightyNein!
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Michael Hoffman retweeted
The Mighty Nein is dropping NOVEMBER 19!! 🔥🔥🔥
They’re still figuring this whole “saving the realm” thing out. The Mighty Nein crash lands exclusively on Prime Video November 19.
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