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Joined June 2009
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Got bored after work and vibe-coded a chrome extension to display the Country of Origin on Amazon product pages. Go check it out if you want github.com/H1O-on-X/AmazonOr…
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>junior dev at a mid startup >wednesday morning >just want to push a minor bugfix to our php app today >open laptop, check slack >company group chat is an absolute warzone >CTO typing in all caps about php2shell >fucking php >whatever, server hasn't blown up yet, I just need to get my code in >open gitlab to merge the PR >forced emergency logout because of a critical gitlab security patch release >fucking gitlab >pipeline fails because of some weird regex compiler bug >spend 40 minutes fighting CI/CD >i can just use AI to help debug >fire up opencode >api keys nuked because they were breached >fucking opencode >i’ll just get fresh LLM api keys from our corp proxy, LiteLLM >it won’t connect? It’s down? >look up LiteLLM news: supply chain compromise >fucking litellm >cold sweat forming >slack alert: db connection error >check our database connection >we host on TiDB Cloud >they just announced a security breach, unauthorized access via stolen service account credentials, data copied >fucking tidb cloud >full panic attack incoming >figure fuck it, just ship the container to Railway and go home >open Railway dashboard >bright red banner: "Security Disclosure: Rotate all environment variables immediately. All builds paused." >fucking railway >try to open the app URL in browser to see if anything is even working ⁠>NET::ERR_CERT_AUTHORITY_INVALID⁠ >eMudhra intermediate certificates compromised >4 >instantly untrusted by every major browser >fucking emudhra >stare blankly at mac screen for 10min >random pop-up >restarting in 10min to fix a critical vulnerability >fucking macos >close laptop >leave office >never come back
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14 GAME STUDIOS. 90+ KEYS UP FOR GRABS THE GREAT ON FRAME GIVEAWAY! gleam.io/RIPkC/92-vr-keys-gi… There will be over 90 keys given away across 14 VR games, including Ancient Dungeon VR, Into Black, HARD BULLET, Cubism, Gunman Contracts, UNDERDOGS, Star Drone, Vail Combat, The Last Clockwinder, Table Space, Resist, Bootstrap Island, Enigmo, and Iron Rebellion! The giveaway is live now and runs through September 28. Winners will be randomly selected and contacted by email (please do the email entry so we know where to contact you if you win!). There are multiple ways to earn entries through Gleam, so hit the link above to enter! I'm so happy to finally get this out to you all to celebrate Steam Frame’s launch, and I hope you’ve all enjoyed this era of the account! ❤️🥽
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GHOST® ENERGY × A&W® GIVEAWAY 🍻 Giving away three (3) cases (US Only) To Enter: 1. Follow @GhostLifestyle 2. Share this post 3. Tag a friend Must be 18+ years old to enter, winners will be chosen August 31st at 12PM CT
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Disappointed in #slopcon. Got there on time to see one presentation, paid $28 for one drink and then they swapped everyone out of the room
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Giveaway time! Up for grabs is 3 free tickets to our “Attacking AI” live course! Repost and like to enter! arcanum-sec.com/training/att…
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Anyone going to Defcon next month?
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What an underhanded way to say your mailing list was compromised
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It is time for our first giveaway. We're giving away a Librem 14 from Purism. It's a fancy expensive $1,400+- laptop. Requirements: - Follow @ddd1ms on Xitter - Comment below Librem is a pro-privacy laptop that unironically comes with a fuckin' kill switches for mic, bluetooth, camera. It has Intel Management engine disabled. It runs PureOS, with app sandboxing, adblocking, tracking protection, etc. This laptop is basically a privacy nerd laptop. It also comes with a bunch of NSA stickers, HOPE (Hackers on Planet Earth) stickers, FBI Most Wanted stickers, etc. I forgot to ask for the specs on the laptop, but I'll get that stuff later on. Attached image is the laptop he'll mail to your home.
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Did pretty good in battlefield yesterday
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If this gets 10k retweets, we’ll start giving away free guns.
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Analyzed an EvilProxy phishing kit payload that came in today and it literally had plaintext line comments... lmao
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made an Isshin, the Sword Saint woven crewneck #SEKIRO
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I can't remember where I saw/ heard this, but The Devil Went Down to Georgia is a great example of American culture. In almost any other culture it would be a cautionary tale about dealing with demons and Johnny's soul would be tainted and destroy a town or something. However since it's an American folk tale he actually is just better than the devil and he calls him a bitch and tells him to come back to get his ass whooped any time. I think about this a lot.
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Me internally every time someone shows up in the IT department without a ticket:
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‘Occult Rituals’ woven tapestry shirt This Saturday
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Every time I try to visit an ezpass phishing URL I get from those texts, the domain has already been taken down. What gives???
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Pipe rock theory
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What if the Hawk Tuah girl wasn’t talking about what we thought, but was instead referring to a classified space-based intelligence satellite, Hawk 2A, engaging in SIGINT (Signal Intelligence) operations? When she said, “Hawk 2A SIGINT on that thang,” was she cryptically revealing a next-generation RF surveillance platform, one capable of tracking global transportation networks, monitoring illicit activity, and assisting in disaster response? A constellation of small satellites using advanced signal interception to map the movement of aircraft, ships, and vehicles in real time; effectively a civilian SIGINT initiative hiding in plain sight? Maybe what seemed like a viral joke was actually the slip of an insider, a moment of disclosure disguised as absurdity.
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Red box, blue screen
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