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Things I am: Mother, IMH/Paeds Nurse, XPhile, Melburnian, Traveller, Podcaster, Gryffindor. Opinions are mine.

Melbourne, Australia
Joined June 2009
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Replying to @JEChalmers
Whatever you’re doing, Jim It ain’t working champ
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Welcome announcement: Parkville Station to open earlier on Sundays. Currently the first train that stops is around 7:40am which is too late for staff shifts.
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This morning’s spooky Halloween storm cloud with suspicious possible funnel cloud storm cell in Western suburbs of Melbourne. . @Cynoptec @aristotle1974 @Hailmo @po1983 @The_FishmanAU @MetalcoreMagpie #stormcloud #FunnelCloud #Halloween2026 #HappyHalloween2026 #Melbourneweather
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If Australia adopted a 'vax and relax' policy for covid, why is Australia making it impossible and/or very expensive to get the covid vaccination? This country has robbed us of clean air, safe masking practices, infection control education and the right to protect ourselves.
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Vic Influenza report: "the percentage of influenza tests that were positive have increased 10.0% to 11.1%" After a late start to flu season we have come off the huge peak of cases but now a slight uptick. Last year saw flu season run long into summer. Let's hope we don't repeat.
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Vic fortnightly Covid report: "In the past week the percentage of COVID-19 tests that were positive have increased 1.6% to 2.5" Reported cases (limited window of what's happening) have flattened & slight uptick. Too early to see any trend but Covid clearly circulating. Take care.
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Could you imagine? We'd be so blessed. Survivor gods do your best work
maybe she’s the inexplicable replacement host they’ve been hinting at
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Replying to @DIGWOMANNN
Famous RHAP patron call-in show regular Kristin becoming the host would be the greatest story ever.
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i respect and like the twitter feature where you can turn off replies to people you dont follow. however, it should not apply to me. my reply is going to be great, and im normal.
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Every person responsible for skipping over Kristin for twenty-five years needs to be charged and tried like I’m so serious what the absolute fuck???? #Survivor #Survivor51
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So if Kristen has been applying for 25 years and is clearly a good watch, why has it taken production that long to put her on. It's infinitely more interesting watching her survival skills than Banu crying 🙃 #Survivor #Survivor51
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Mortgage is going to get hard to pay with another rate rise... If hundreds of thousands of Australians default, and can't put food on the table - but inflation goes down...is that the system working?
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“hasn’t been ANNOUNCED” so it has been greenlit right right
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Ummmm .... VIC, 🇦🇺 next month??? 👀 😬😬😬
Can someone explain to me what just happened in Canada
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Your country might be great but does it follow Australia’s lead by colour-coordinating its currency with the nation’s favourite snack foods?
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Ran to a Code Blue and ripped a hole in my scrubs on the way 🤦‍♀️
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Norovirus season is starting Areminder that alcohol gel does very little against it. Wash your hands with soap and water, or prepare to spend a weekend getting to know your bathroom.... 🤮
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the pitt dealing with a real nursing shortage would be nice. they show tells us there is a nursing shortage but the nurses dont /feel/ short staffed. like yes we get yelled at for long wait times but like show princess and perlah having to rush between patients!
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me puse a ver the x files y nunca necesite tanto en la vida que dos personas cojan con razon inventaron el termino shippear MIREN LO QUE SON estoy arañando las paredes (voy 9 capítulos nada mas)
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