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Harrison $co# Key, Ph.Balance°
@HarrisonKey
Author of the dumbest books Send money and messages to hsk.questions at gmail dot com
Savannah, Georgia, USA
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Joined October 2010
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Harrison $co# Key, Ph.Balance°
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Nov 4
If your toaster oven was a watch
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Nov 4
To my enemies You are like Mercury compared to the sun
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Oct 28
Man don’t sleep on that almond joy. Taste way better when you old
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Oct 9
HEATHENS KEEP MOVING is a good name for a band
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Oct 3
Holy cow best thing I've read in a long time
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Sep 12
Finally some good news
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Sep 7
RIP but sounds like he knew what was comin
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Sep 6
My friend Sal still has these from when he was 9yo and I would not be born for a decade but I still miss this
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Aug 16
He lived like he died, near crossbows I guess
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May 1
No
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Apr 2
Excited about the new David Lynch movie
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