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video games & music enjoyer | Salmon Run rehab | anti-clutch player of the year | challenge/speedrun enthusiast

gamer hell
Joined December 2016
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Gonna be posting thoughts on albums below in this thread ⬇️ Feel free to send me more, always happy to get music suggestions 🙏 (reviews will also be at this link, anything >5/10 is positive overall but its all subjective and arbitrary anyways 😘) albumoftheyear.org/user/hwkn…
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Guy who raped his sister says your life has to get worse for him to get richer.
Sam Altman: "The world needs to accept that bad things will happen for AI to move forward."
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Sapience mogged by a toddler
ai bros: “kids don’t like using ai when it’s a chatbot but they still suck at things so we have to find a different way to get them to use it.”
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I'm the DJ at your friend's Halloween party and I'm really bad at it
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ultimate inauthentic 3am white boy gumbo
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BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani has successfully slain a SECOND WITHER and has granted the people of New York jump boost and regeneration.
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani releases 40,000 more 9/11 records that NYC kept hidden for 25 years.
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chicken "stuffed" (it exploded) with mozzarella parm spinach bacon
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so what was the thought process here
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All Splatanas and most Dualies can phase through the Steel Eel's wall of ink. You must be as close to the wall as possible and it must be fairly straight. GTana, GDualies, Dousers, and Splat Dualies are the most reliable, while the other Splatanas are a tad more difficult.
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who up mincing they meat rn
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this gun is actually hacked bro kindly fuck off
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Today I learned the first video game to allow for Non-Binary gender options was Austin Powers for the Game Boy Color.
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am I gonna have to get back into overfishing for the gaming chair
The #Splatoon3 Golden Egg Feast 2026 is on the way! This Salmon Run tournament takes place Nov 7 from 10am PT to 12pm PT via the SplatNet 3 Tournament Manager in the Nintendo Switch App. Top scoring eligible players can receive Splatoon-themed prizes! ninten.do/6011axhLf
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This is my vent art
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finally solved my storage problem
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full panic mode
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had to fight a hammer in tourney where each swing is the size of a slider hitbox? like hello how tf is this damaging me?
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There's a whole universe of weird and fascinating movies out there. We can't even grasp it. Humanity does not need slop.
Chronopolis (1982, 53min) Streaming on Eternal Family. Powerful immortals who have become jaded with eternal life. Directed by Piotr Kamler. Presented with aaa Production, France
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whatever bruh
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