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Copywriter & email list manager since 2002. My agency https://nitter.cf/t.co/7oevhiQlYl sends 49M+ emails a month. Father of 6 kids. Dad jokes are 2nd nature.

Parker, Colorado
Joined August 2008
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Keep the house and the 3.25% interest rate... Or sell the house to capture the inflated equity before the crash (and then rent until prices come down)? What would you do.
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This makes me unreasonably happy.
He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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It's white's move. The engine rated the move I made next as "Brilliant." Can you spot it?
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@EdLatimore This might be easy for you...
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What we need is national repentance.
I hate to be this cynical, but I’ll be honest…running for Mayor exposes you to things that make you believe the city is actually being overtaken by demonic energy. Drive south Fig at night. Go to 6th and San Pedro. You see children openly prostituting, drug zombies setting dogs and cats on fire, babies born to crackheads and tossed in a dumpster, dead people just lying in the streets…that’s not even to mention the dozen neighbors of ours who burned alive in what is now a crumbled hellscape. Many times I wondered if the city’s problems weren’t beyond the reach of any politician’s capacity to actually fix. There is a cultural and spiritual rot that can’t be fixed at the ballot box. Until we fix the culture, we are kinda just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic and the shit we shovel around every 4 years doesn’t really mean a thing.
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So what exactly are the benefits of tattoos?
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The most highly recognized Democrat in our state has sided with Republicans and is telling all voters to vote "NO" on the graduated income tax on this year's ballot. Meanwhile, you can also vote YES on Proposition 136, which is a constitutional amendment that would permanently cap Colorado's income tax at 4.4%. Amendment 87 -NO Proposition 136 - YES
The non-partisan tax foundation found that high income taxes hurt growth. It’s critical that Colorado voters reject Amendment 87 which would make Colorado the 9th highest taxed state. It’s not to late to vote No on amendment 87
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I don't care about your Beehiiv newsletter. If you add me without my permission, I'm unsubscribing and reporting it as spam to Beehiiv.
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At my son’s basketball game last night, one of his teammates traveled on his way to scoring a layup. Ref blew the whistle for traveling. Points disallowed. Rec league refs for ages 10-12 boys know basketball rules better than NBA refs, lol. 😂
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This is logical to me. More friction up front causes higher levels of commitment.
card required trials convert at 30%, more than 5x the trials that don't ask... which still surprises me.
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“We live in an era of mass deception.” -Michael Snyder @Revelation1217
"But why does it matter if _______ is true or not?" [insert controversial topic] Because falling for deception weakens the mind. If you are deceived in one area of your life, then you are more vulnerable to deception in other areas of your life. To put a twist on an old saying... Get fooled once without realizing you were fooled, there's a good chance you'll be fooled again... and again... and again.
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In most cases: More emails = more money
I invested in a travel media company called Points Path that sent one email a week. I suggested three or four a week. Revenue almost doubled overnight. MarketBeat probably sends too much. Most newsletters are on the other side, and almost anyone can send one a day.
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"But why does it matter if _______ is true or not?" [insert controversial topic] Because falling for deception weakens the mind. If you are deceived in one area of your life, then you are more vulnerable to deception in other areas of your life. To put a twist on an old saying... Get fooled once without realizing you were fooled, there's a good chance you'll be fooled again... and again... and again.
🤖 Made with AI
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Politics and taxation are just legalized grift and money laundering at this point.
We work and toil and sweat and bleed for our money. They steal it from us.
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From my perspective, this appears to be more true than false. Thoughts?
Wake up. Every profession deemed white-collar, the middle class dream, is about to be decimated by AI, at a much faster pace than anticipated, with monstrous social consequences.
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Let’s double — nay, treble! — direct mail and bring back the glory days of the 1990s.
the idea of physical junk mail is fascinating nobody wants it. it gets a near 100% negative reaction. there are no people on the pro junk mail side saying "please send me more crap." the entire experience is: print a million pieces of junk -> pay the post office to deliver them to people who don't want it -> the person on the receiving end is responsible for throwing it away... it's a glorified garbage conveyer belt the response rate is like 2-4% at best... which means 96 to 98% of us regular people are subjected to a daily onslaught of total garbage so that one person in about 200,000 can find a deal on someone to power wash their driveway. insane, stupid system. should disappear.
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Found a new gig.
BREAKING: Trump has revealed his new anti-fraud program set up to reward people who expose fraud with a 1% commission on the money uncovered. "If you turn somebody in and you, let's say report and you find $1 billion, we are giving a commission to that person of 1%."
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Delusional. Time comes for all of us. Especially women.
"Call Her Daddy" host Alex Cooper & actress Sophia Bush: if a woman is questioning whether she can do better than her current husband, "the answer is always yes." "This idea that it's too late or you're too old, or who are you to want more, that's patriarchy. That is crazy."
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