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Miss Dong Copter

@HitCockBottom

The Seinfeld of Shitposting. A neurotic masterpiece.

Joined July 2024
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Justin Credible@GravySauceCreamOct 17
state troopers about to be like
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Rx
@RxgardsOct 16
me after getting kicked out of chili's for being "too intoxicated"
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmuskOct 16
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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La Abuela García®™
@rthur013Oct 17
Te Quiero un Chingo Internet 😂😂😂😂
🤖 Made with AI
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Today Years Old
@todayyearsoldOct 16
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Weffrey Jellington
@jeffwellzOct 16
“So you have mommy issues?” “My issue is that you’re not my mommy”
♕ (@https_aya_19) profile picture♕@https_aya_19Oct 15
Replying to @grandtheftnoise
My issue is that you're not my mommy ❤️
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julia
@juumelo_Oct 15
are you okay babe you’ve barely touched my nerves today
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Miss Dong Copter@HitCockBottomOct 10
Show dominance by saying "charmed, I'm sure" while he's inside you.
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idk luv, enjoy. (@related_feels) profile picture
idk luv, enjoy.@related_feelsOct 9
Bout to text him "I won't bother you no more" for no reason
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Chris Hemsworse
@GodofBlunder247Oct 9
Replying to @HitCockBottom
@HitCockBottom
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Miss Dong Copter@HitCockBottom2 Jul 2024
One time a guy picked me up to take me on our first date and he was playing this god awful metal music so I turned it down and he legit made an illegal U turn and took my ass right back home without saying one word.
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Memory
@MemoryOfflineOct 8
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sam@grrleaterOct 7
when they leave me on delivered for 14 hours so i leave them on delivered for 2 minutes to show them how it feels
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lua@llnsrg4Oct 5
“Nunca me escribiste” te dediqué 365 tuits
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☔
@WhotfismickOct 6
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hani@formingscarsOct 6
imagine someone silently stalking your profile everyday and yearning for you badly
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femmenotes
@femmenoteOct 6
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return of the naz
@nazmrazOct 6
i don’t trust a man in a good mood. what’s so great? did you cheat?
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Me replaying the disrespect so I can stay in no contact.
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mimi@oring2181Oct 6
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femiiiiii.@femiiisznSep 13
if you catch me smiling at my phone, i’m the funny one, not them.
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