prostate/freak
Joined October 2026
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HowlingProctologist retweeted
beef jerky getting so expensive I might as well buy the beef and jerk it myself
I'll let you in on a little proctologist secret. We actually keep all your cum when you have a little "whoopsie", and put it in a big vat. Now, now, it's not what you think. We actually just really need to harvest the microplastics for our kick ass 3D printers
HowlingProctologist retweeted
"Tel Aviv to start sending my checks on time, or I'm Schlomo(tion) walking my ass into Bibi's office and Amming his Israel Chai"
HowlingProctologist retweeted
my grandma actually would love some lube though, she collects dildos and secretly put a used but washed off one in my moms suitcase as a surprise when we left her house and came home LOL
HowlingProctologist retweeted
Excited to see lower gas prices and free Healthcare over the next two years.
Oh, to be a monkey statue getting my enormous cock absolutely worshipped by an ethnic twink...
🚨 DESESPERO:
Torcedor do São Paulo é flagrado rezando para que seu time vença o Corinthians hoje pelo Brasileirão
🎥 @PiscesFueda
Getting gangbanged by a pack of wild dogs in an attempt to understand the psyche of the average white woman
