Psycho/freak
Joined February 2026
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Me Googling how not to burn my penis before sticking it in the 4 cheese Hot Pocket I have cooking in the microwave
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I had one of the adhd kids do this at school and when he popped back up he was covered in scratches and playground mulch
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Jokingly telling my female roommate "I know your dirty laundry" cause she trusted me with vital information regarding her abortion with her ex-boyfriend but she has no idea it means that I have been sniffing her used panties
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So what you’re saying is is that I’m better at the website you’ve been using for years, I make more money than you at it, and I’ve had sex at least one time which also puts me ahead of you? Is that the dunk?
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My cellmate be having sex dreams. Moaning n shit. Every1 assumes I'm smashing (pause). I play along tho bc I want him out my cell. Told the booty bandits its the best bussy money can buy. Traded his bitch ass for a phone & some commissary. Now he moaning in another cell.
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I’ve been disciplined enough throughout my life to build a natural resistance to many different things. Cold showers, spicy food, COVID. But I tell you what fellas, I think I've hit a plateau when it comes to pepper spray.
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banging the neighborhood bussy with my eyes closed while holding a can of sardines up to my nose so i don’t feel gay about it
My uncle used to joke that he was invincible just because he hadn’t died yet. I actually believed him. That was until we found his head blown smoove off from a shotgun. I don’t even think he was suicidal. I genuinely believe he was just testing the theory.
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Let’s all for a second picture Rabbi Shmuley absolutely pulverizing his wife into the mattress with his superior ashkenazi mating press technique and gasping at the sheer volume of kosher squirt that must fly out of her pussy like a nerf super soaker. I am indeed both ashamed and jealous.
Antisemites hate Jews because we have always had the best sex and because Judaism celebrates the erotic, passionate, electrifying connection between husband and wife. But - don’t borrow! - my new book. You will not be able to put it down. It is a Paige-Turner, it’s healing, it’s informative, and it’s electrifying
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Hmmm no wonder @Howlingmutant0 has a soft spot for @ElizabethHolmes Chuck E. Cheese is his favorite place to eat.
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I remember getting so hyped watching Power Rangers as a kid that one day I got too crazy with it and punched my dad in the dick while wearing my Red Ranger gloves.
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How it feels to steal your moms favorite sundress and put on $86 worth of your sisters makeup before going to terrorize women in their own bathrooms
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HR found my X account and needless to say I lost my job. But out of all the heinous racist, and homophobic (but I repeat myself) remarks they seemed to be caught up on a matter of hygiene, quoting that I shat myself on company time, but I CLEARLY stated it was on my lunch break
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I was texting with a light skinned Black girl once and she said the only way she'd have sex with me is if I could kiss my own asshole and so I took a video of me trying it and ended up in the emergency room. She never had sex with me.
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Avoiding the pedophilia accusations by pointing out to the cops that my name is Adulterer and not Kiderer