Psycho/freak
Joined February 2026
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HowlingBateman2 retweeted
What is 'Micronesia'?
Ken Jennings: Correct. By the way, Sleazy, isn't it strange?
-What do u mean, Ken?
KJ: For starters, you just called me Ken. We've done this bit about six times now. You've called me 'Alex' every time. Also, you're the worst contestant the world has ever seen, yet today you're crushing the competition.
-Holy shit, Ken. Are you saying...?
KJ: Yes, Sleazy. This is all a dream.
-So, I'm not gonna get to titty fuck Halle Berry in her prime if I win?? Motherfucker...
HowlingBateman2 retweeted
My wife just gave me her and the bulls ID, I am going to hit the polls so hard this year. I am doing this for all 4 of us. It's getting increasingly scarier knowing my stepson Jaden can become transgender at any moment under these devilish democratic policies in our schools
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County fairs just don't hit the same like they used to anymore. I have never felt so closeted and ashamed to eat a hotdog cause all the African youths keep going "ayoooo this nigga eating a glizzy 😂" and I get really red and flustered and kind of turned on
HowlingBateman2 retweeted
At the end of the night she asked for my last name, then took a photo of my license plate “for fun.” Women are so playful now.
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The Bull is making me go as Donkey for Halloween while he and my wife dress as Shrek and Fiona. He's painting me brown and making me wear a giant floppy dildo modeled after his own penis.
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Got my grandma a framed photo of my kids for her birthday and she said “I don’t need to be reminded what your ugly kids look like, I wanted a Keurig.”
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The western media remains silent on Sydney Sweeny's big natural allure but not Turkey.
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My uncle used to joke that he was invincible just because he hadn’t died yet. I actually believed him. That was until we found his head blown smoove off from a shotgun. I don’t even think he was suicidal. I genuinely believe he was just testing the theory.
HowlingBateman2 retweeted
I am one of the best secret keepers ever. CPS tried asking me what my uncle was doing to me for 4 years and when I wouldn't tell them a thing they just figured I liked what was being done to me and called me a delinquent little faggot and closed the case
HowlingBateman2 retweeted
Seethes about all the people who have more political influence than he does.
"Anyway, let's move onto superchats..."
Just a perfect encapsulation of Nick Fuentes and the groypers. No power, no influence, no plan. Just a shitty podcast where Fuentes collects superchats.
HowlingBateman2 retweeted
Western media: Elections, War, Hormuz
Turkish media: Check out Sydney Sweeney's Tits. Thank you, Turkey
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Me Googling how not to burn my penis before sticking it in the 4 cheese Hot Pocket I have cooking in the microwave
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I had one of the adhd kids do this at school and when he popped back up he was covered in scratches and playground mulch
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Jokingly telling my female roommate "I know your dirty laundry" cause she trusted me with vital information regarding her abortion with her ex-boyfriend but she has no idea it means that I have been sniffing her used panties
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So what you’re saying is is that I’m better at the website you’ve been using for years, I make more money than you at it, and I’ve had sex at least one time which also puts me ahead of you? Is that the dunk?
HowlingBateman2 retweeted
My cellmate be having sex dreams. Moaning n shit. Every1 assumes I'm smashing (pause). I play along tho bc I want him out my cell. Told the booty bandits its the best bussy money can buy. Traded his bitch ass for a phone & some commissary. Now he moaning in another cell.
