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I was texting with a light skinned Black girl once and she said the only way she'd have sex with me is if I could kiss my own asshole and so I took a video of me trying it and ended up in the emergency room. She never had sex with me.
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My dad has a second car just for making roadkill and love tapping our garage door.
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Kicking a girl out of my apartment because she burst into tears when I saw her scar-covered thighs and asked if she was in a horrific car accident.
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You know the trans community is heckin’ wholesome when so many of them have to preemptively write “Minors DNI” in their bios
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If you ever feel bad about being American just listen to how British people pronounce the word "aluminum" and be thankful you live in the greatest country on Earth.
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NEWS: “Cleetus McFarland” to Compete Fulltime in 2027 ARCA Menards Series with Richard Childress Racing
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Was sitting across a very cute woman on the subway earlier and noticed she appeared to have an older model IPhone. I attempted to airdrop her a risky meme in a flirtatious manner and I heard a loud black man at the end of the train go "MANE, WHO SENDING ME THIS GAY ASS SHIT!"
I B PUTTIN TIARS N SHIT ON DE AYPLANE
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In 9th grade I got suspended for convincing a kid with Down syndrome to walk up to the elderly White Home Ec teacher and call her a bitch nigga.
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Replying to @retardlocator67 @HowlingBobby0
Hey man thats great and all but that niglet stole my drill
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The wife has been denying all my advances at sex lately and cooked me a bullshit crockpot dinner tonight so I been in the living room pelting her black son in the back of the head with peanut m&m's and muttering slurs at him
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Back when people used to say “How it feels to chew 5 gum,” this is what I imagined it felt like
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Getting a handjob from a broad who welds in her free time and her calloused hands keep making my body jolt in a manner like I'm taking tick damage in an MMO game



















