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My uncle used to joke that he was invincible just because he hadn’t died yet. I actually believed him. That was until we found his head blown smoove off from a shotgun. I don’t even think he was suicidal. I genuinely believe he was just testing the theory.
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Jokingly telling my female roommate "I know your dirty laundry" cause she trusted me with vital information regarding her abortion with her ex-boyfriend but she has no idea it means that I have been sniffing her used panties
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who wants to come over to stare into each others eyes as we put our dicks in the Dune popcorn bucket?
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cutting a hole in the bottom before sitting between my mom and sister in the theatre
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If you search "The Joker" on here, like I was doing, most the top posts and replies are Howling Mutant going off about how Joker got raped, molested, or radicalized by finance bros.
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How it feels to steal your moms favorite sundress and put on $86 worth of your sisters makeup before going to terrorize women in their own bathrooms
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HR found my X account and needless to say I lost my job. But out of all the heinous racist, and homophobic (but I repeat myself) remarks they seemed to be caught up on a matter of hygiene, quoting that I shat myself on company time, but I CLEARLY stated it was on my lunch break
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I was texting with a light skinned Black girl once and she said the only way she'd have sex with me is if I could kiss my own asshole and so I took a video of me trying it and ended up in the emergency room. She never had sex with me.
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Hey man sorry I can't pick up the phone right now someone's hot autistic mom is trying to fuck me cause I offered to buy her faggot son some robux
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Playing monopoly with my friends and calling the cheap brown properties Martin Luther King Jr Blvd and Memphis.
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I remember my young friend showing me his uncircumcised penis behind the school one day and being horrified, I had never seen one before. When I asked him why it looked like that he said nigga you’re thirty five years old you tell me
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Walking into the massage parlor and turning down on all the hot oriental girls for the mama San with the gnarled arthritic hands so I can experience what a Han dynasty bound footjob felt like
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Wife was accusing me of cheating and went through my phone. She went through just about every app, conversation and game I owned but when she hovered over my messages on X with HowlingMutant0, a lone sweat drop started going down my forehead and I started shaking uncontrollably
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I know not what woke 2 will be fought with. But woke 3 will be fought with sticks and stones.
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Was sitting across a very cute woman on the subway earlier and noticed she appeared to have an older model IPhone. I attempted to airdrop her a risky meme in a flirtatious manner and I heard a loud black man at the end of the train go "MANE, WHO SENDING ME THIS GAY ASS SHIT!"
