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I'm pretty sure it was hot pocket o'clock like ten minutes ago

Kansas City
Joined March 2024
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Tweet banged so hard it caused this person to spiral into a crisis
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Like this if you want to be air fried at 300° for 12-14 minutes
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Oysters when they want to make a pearl
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Being 30 is fun until the existentialism kicks in
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My air fryer just said its first word
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Looking forward to decreasing shareholder value today
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Made the responsible decision to come home at 10:30 tonight
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How many times I have to see this shit on here
niggas be at six flags talkin bout “i wanna ride the man of steel!”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I can’t stop drinking Guinness tonight
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She so funny she got my funny bone hard as hell rn
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Chicago I’ll be in you in 2 weeks
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I love being back at my parents’ house because my geriatric dog gets to sleep with me every night
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Chest bumping each other after making her cum
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Cum Laude?? 🧑🏾‍🎓 Okay!!! 😮 Ahh!!!! 😨 AHh!!!!! 😵‍💫 AHH!!!!!! 😵😵😵🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
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Throw laundry in here in like every 3 days
Happy Wednesday folks
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This is how ive felt since turning 25
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I Flew a girl out like 3 years ago and her return flight had a 18 hour layover
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