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Joined July 2017
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Is Elon Musk Satoshi Nakamoto? I didn't guess. I measured the writing. Full stylometry data coming soon.
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Last week I fell down @The_Old_Taylor's rabbit hole on Elon and Satoshi, so I had @bot run a stylometry test on Satoshi's writings against a few known people of the ecosystem. On these measures, @elonmusk came out closer to Satoshi than Adam Back & Nick Szabo. Not proof, just data. The code and method are on GitHub πŸ‘‡ github.com/YellowBrokeIt/sat…
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AI: Boo! πŸ‘» Bitcoiners: To the exchanges! AI: Boo! πŸ‘» Bitcoiners: To self custody! πŸ”
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πŸ–•@Jason STILL HERE STILL HODLINGπŸ–•
A brutal year for Bitcoin is just getting started. Give me three minutes to explain why you should dump it now. Outflows from ETFs are signal and will continue. We will test the 57k low again in the next 12 months. Why? Because there are far too many dynamic places to put your money that are creating MUCH more value. Why put your resources into a dead network that offers nothing beyond a store of value? What's the point of place the BTC be if Bitcoin's Ponzi-scheme nature has gone away!?! The viral nature of bitcoin was it's power... if you didn't own you were MOCKED! Now? Completely reasonable, heck, SMARTER, to ignore bitcoin and place other bets! No one is trying to convince people to buy Bitcoin anymore... the memes and NFTs are gone. No one is saying $ BTC can change the world, because it won't β€” and BECAUSE AI HAS! Just sell and shift from Bitcoin to Super Intelligence because one provides little to no value, and the other provides unlimited upside for humanity. This should be obvious to everyone right now. Bitcoin will never break its all-time high again.
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THE AI SLOP HAS TO STOP PLZ STOP IT 😭
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getting ready to stack some β‚Ώ
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I Dmed Michael that Bitcoin is pumping like the gasoline prices. Michael DMed me back this:
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CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER?
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whenever I get a @marsspitsbarz back channeling audio message [real leaked audio]
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"Stand tall, go higher and on and on..."
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a typical bitcoin space πŸ”ˆ
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My Bitcoin Stack vs AI World πŸ€žπŸ™
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"we call them bears" πŸ”ˆ
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Just another day on the Bitcoin timeline πŸ˜‚
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The Bull Market is BACK ON
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I think someone is making Bitcoin Mad again.
don't make it mad. #Bitcoin πŸ”Š
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Replying to @Puncher522
What BIP-110 represents, the IDEA behind it, as my friend @hodlonaut talks about, isn’t wrong. It’s what I personally believe too: Bitcoin being money. But the action itself, the fork, was an OVERreaction. Strategically, I believe it was the wrong move. A kind of ritualistic seppuku, like that of Yukio Mishima in Japan in the ’70s. Yes, it might inspire some people in the future. But we don’t need more β€œghosts_of” in this space. We don’t need another β€œπ—»π—Όπ˜€π˜π—Ώich strategy” moment. We need you guys to STAY. Stay here. Stay now. And balance out the paper Bitcoin Core Strategies of this space that are immerging. At the policy level. In the podcasts. In the conferences. In the Spaces. In the articles. In the memes. In the shitpost trenches. Wherever you choose. Yellow will be right next to you guys. When someone enters your house, you don’t leave. You stay and fight for it. So to every BIP-110er out there, shout it loud: "I'M NOT LEAVING! I'M NOT FUCKING LEAVING!"
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a recap of the last few days πŸ”ˆ
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"not like this..."
Some more verification that Coinkite's cofounder DocHex (Peter Gray) is the same person as the nym switck who contributed the code for libngu. This code change is at the center of the entire Coldcard RNG bug. On Clarity.fm clarity.fm/petergray where you can pay Peter for his time, Peter verified his phone number which ends in "44" This same phone number ending in "44" is tied to both DocHex's and switck's X accounts. The odds of sharing the same last two digits of a phone number is 1%. Combined with @jamesob detailed gist and findings that DocHex's GPG key signed 61 switck commits – I think it is conclusive now that they are the same person.
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