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Joined November 2011
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If you’ve been fucking your girl for a long period of time and her pussy never has a smell, but you’ve noticed there are days when it does, she cheated on you. Women have this thing called pH balance, and when there’s a smell, that means multiple guys are inside her continuously raw.
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EVERYTHING IS FLYING IN THE BLEACHERS! A three-run homer for Cody Bellinger!
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Jake@JakeRepNY
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Once again… @ Boston
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Spencer Jones just stole first second and third
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I know for a fact I coouldn't keep eye contact.
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MLB
@MLB
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The White Sox getting hype before the game is perfect 😭
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That price 😩
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Has anyone figured out the location of the Yankees’ factory of racially ambiguous shortstops
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Just two chill birds. #RepBX | @spencerjnes x @georgelombardjr
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endorsed by the Pope btw
Jomboy Media
@JomboyMedia
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White Sox touching tips pregame
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Ironic shirt to be wearing when your season ended in September
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Cam Schlittler really owns Boston
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Josh Hart
@joshhart
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So let me get this straight…they were cheating just to be straight buns 😂😂😂
Marty Mush
@martymush
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Completely normal to have on your neck when you pitch
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Cam Schlittler shutting the Red Sox Spring Training squad down as a college freshman in 2020. Way before the Yankees drafted him. Schlittler was throwing low-90s in this.
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Bat Boy singing chief keef with Tommy Pham on a table Vibes have never been higher
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"Volpe is a menace - Volpe has been ON ONE so far, so be on the lookout" Ben Rice with @NikiLattarulo on Anthony Volpe with the champagne bottles 😭
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Bro NOBODY on this team is media trained it’s fucking hilarious
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Got head from a “I hate men” foid last night. Just a reminder that it’s all a larp
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The concept of buying a $90 fanatics hoodie that says ‘No Time Like October’ just to get eliminated on September 30th is hilarious
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Imagine this app if Aaron Judge went 1-8 with multiple Ks in the playoffs and got swept Yordan Alvarez did it and I don’t hear a peep
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