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Attorney. Fmr Prof @hpu, @umdglobalcampus. Compliance @validic. Strong opinions about women in tech, behavioral economics, data privacy. Parenting. Bourbon.

Research Triangle, NC
Joined April 2012
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LinkedIn! Is not! A dating site!! Stop thinking that’s okay, menfolk. It is not.
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Elana Bertram retweeted
Women’s health care in the US continues to tell the same sad story buff.ly/46Tu2wn
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Can we just STOP letting crusty old dudes who think periods are yucky make decisions about women’s health? It was a failed experiment and we know better now. Take several seats, fellas, we don’t need your “help.”
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Here's my crowdstrike analysis The actual technical cause of the error is immaterial and uninteresting What matters is this incident exposes criminally negligent testing and deployment practices, that's all that matters, that's the entire story
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I haven’t been on Twitter since it stopped being Twitter but I logged on to see if #StarLinkforBangladesh was trending (yes) and learned 3 more useful things in the meantime. RIP my mental health I might be back…
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The authoritarian regime of #Bangladesh has shut down the cellular network and the internet. It's a total blackout. @elonmusk please provide @Starlink services for Bangladeshi people who are facing widespread violence by fascist regime. #StarLinkforBangladesh
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Crowdstrike : its fine u just have to manually visit the PC boot it into safe mode and remove a sys file US Organization with 50,000 pcs and a completely outsourced IT department in Bangalore : what
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WTF was @Zoom thinking trying to sneak consent to use all our content to train their AI without even so much as an alert email? #HIPAA much?! Like?! AYFKM this is such bad customer management. #healthtech #Compliance #sneaky
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The flight we were supposed to be on Thursday has been canceled 3 consecutive nights. Why are they still selling tickets for it?
Hey @united Not a great feeling hearing the pilots chuckle “oh they’ve got the cots out haha” while rolling by our hundreds-long canceled flights line in @EWRairport
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Hey @united Not a great feeling hearing the pilots chuckle “oh they’ve got the cots out haha” while rolling by our hundreds-long canceled flights line in @EWRairport
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Replying to @baddestmamajama
I read a wise tweet one time- something like “it’s the most mentally healthy person, the one who sets boundaries, who is always treated as “the problem” in dysfunctional families.” This is a classic case. Everyone else went along and this lady gets grief for refusing. 🤷‍♀️
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A renowned IDN faced delays in blood pressure therapy. Validic's personalized remote care solution increased provider efficiency by 233% and restored stability in 74% of their patients. Find out how: go.validic.com/l/710103/2023…
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I had a male salesperson today explain @BassProShops as “ @VictoriasSecret for men” and he lost the sale right there. #madeupbyadude
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Elana Bertram retweeted
I settled a case for $27K for three clients last year. We spent a MONTH negotiating the non-disclosure agreement because the employer stated if all his employees sued him and settled like this, he would go BANKRUPT. His business model DEPENDED on wage theft. 8/
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“I did not read it.” Well, you had one job, sir…
Replying to @innercitypress
Castel: Did you do anything other than sign your affirmation? Did you read any of the cases? LoDuca: No. Castel: Did you do anything to make sure those cases existed? LoDuca: No. Castel: Then Avianca replied - LoDuca: I did not read it.
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Elana Bertram retweeted
I want AI to anticipate what groceries I'm running low on, search every flier and website in my city to find the best price, and compile me a weekly list based on best deals per fewest stops. I do not want AI to make a picture of me if I were an astronaut.
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Onward and upward!!!! #personalizedcare #healthcare
Validic acquires health company Trapollo: bit.ly/3W66rTJ
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You are not alive to just pay bills and lose weight
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