Allison | Official 33 year old | she/her | Trackball user | Kmart lesbian | Заслуженный Изобретатель СССР | more than three disorders
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Also means that actual nonces, when asked why they are on the list they can now say "oh it wasn't kids or nothing, i just have a thing for ladies sitting on my face" which kinda undermines the whole public protection aspect of it all.
Bible is just Latin for book isn't it? You've got the Holy Bible, you could designate any other book an Unholy Bible as long as it isn't about Jesus Christ. idk. Tom Clancy's Op-Centre
I let Nigel outside on the balcony and now he's addicted to looking at things. Nigel's Allegory Of The Cave
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im four beers deep and i need everyone to understand that wikipedia is the last good thing. millions of strangers agreed to write down everything for free and then argue about citations forever. no ads. no paywall. this should not exist and it does and i'm crying about it
When I was in high school I once found a disposable fountain pen on the street. I didn't even know they made those I thought it was so fucking cool. I used it but other kids didn't think it was cool. One teacher said 'oh huh'. Then it ran out of ink and I forgot about it
How many times does this happen to you: I was watching Frasier and Niles used a coffee machine and I was like I know that sound effect that's the turret spin up noise from Deus Ex
