@Icy_hotpatch

WIP/freelance/official spokesperson for Icy Hot Patches (kidding don't sue me) She/her

Ohio (sorry)
Joined December 2016
i opened twitter and my mom thought it was a dating app and she went "oh not him"
tim robinson is an emmy nominee and his headshot is perfect
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if there is a god why would He give you diarrhea from eating two pounds of cherries (His bounty) in one sitting
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gf says because we got chinese yesterday we can’t get it again today. i don’t think that makes sense . they do it in china all the time
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A man holding a donkey in his lap, circa 1910s. 🫏
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I’m like if a horny guy was a girl
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pickles are great...until you're in one
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a pat of butter is such a tender way to describe it
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i let him hit because he’s good at the crossword
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STOLEN VALOR
Kim Kardashian announces new SKIMS nipple bra with a faux piercing.
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I’m jumping the gun this summer. I’m biting off more than I can chew. I’m barking up the wrong tree. I’m writing checks my ass can’t cash. I’m with whatever and I mean that. Rest in fucking peace outdoor boys
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the silent ‘p’ in raspberry feels very coquettish and leggy. like saying yoo-hoo boys
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“use AI or you’ll get left behind” oh no that’s ok you guys go on ahead i’ll be back here with my reading comprehension and critical thinking skills
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how it actually feels to accept the hatred and anger in your heart
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No pope rn so premarital is A-OK
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