I don't mind playing Captain Chastitiy and all, but I don't understand these people who are like "no one is getting married anymore, clearly we must make it even harder for people of the opposite sex to become intimate without the use of a hookup app"
They are from India. I don't mean that in a racist way, but male female relations are different there. There was a whole slew of funny, weird FB comments theorizing about what big tits feel like to touch being posted by guys with full facial hair that was a meme 20 years ago.