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Yakubian Matrix

@IrisErased

Head of security at Logan International Airport (1994-2001) Pyrotechnics coordinator for Great White (2002-2003). I do not condone the tweets I make.

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Joined July 2023
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The genie: "Look man... It's already gone. Come on, wish for something else, please." Me: "Tel Aviv. Third time. Make this one 100 megatons."
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Great can you keep that to yourself next time
Vulcan’t 🔞 (@foxy_deer_fella) profile pictureVulcan’t 🔞
@foxy_deer_fellaOct 29
Being bi be weird sometimes cause like I get super horny for dudes but I can only picture myself spending my life with a woman
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Ashley (@MitakaModer_) profile picture
Ashley@MitakaModer_16h
"fuckin' my pug puppygirl girlfriend, she wanted to engage in breath play, so i took her inhaler and she fucking died"
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Not exactly young but the fact it was Alzheimer's is a bummer. RIP.
The Hollywood Reporter (@THR) profile pictureThe Hollywood Reporter
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Patrick Stewart, 'Star Trek' Captain and 'X-Men' Superhero, Dies at 86 hollywoodreporter.com/movies…
Patrick Stewart, ‘Star Trek’ Captain and ‘X-Men’ Superhero, Dies at 86

Patrick Stewart, ‘Star Trek’ Captain and ‘X-Men’ Superhero, Dies at 86

He’s forever known for playing Jean-Luc Picard and Charles Xavier, whom he “admired for their morality, for their kindness, for their sensitivity, for their compassion.” 

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Turning my busts of Marx and Lenin away as I open up Kalshi to place some bets 😔
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♰ Saint Paul The Apostle ♰ (@ZamfeerHattim) profile picture♰ Saint Paul The Apostle ♰@ZamfeerHattimOct 27
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🔞Diogoones (@goonoisseur) profile picture
🔞Diogoones@goonoisseurOct 27
I can only think of stego as a he but despite that he is not Umas With Dicks to me. That’s uncle pussy. Stego is uncle pussy.
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Spoopy@Spoopy_Potatoes11h
Me on trial for BBW Facesitting
Goddess Lilly 🧛🏻‍♀️ (@paygoddesslilly) profile pictureGoddess Lilly 🧛🏻‍♀️
@paygoddesslilly22h
The UK is actually so fucking boring what do you mean you can’t enjoy some face sitting after a succulent chinese meal?
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Раjке (@Paikeborea) profile picture
Раjке@Paikeborea12h
Oomfie 1: sent porn Oomfie 2: sent porn Oomfie 3: ignoring my messages Oomfie 4: sent porn Oomfie 5: sent a TikTok Oomfie 6: sent porn Oomfie 7: sent porn Oomfie 8: schizo ramblings I love my internet friends a lot ❤️❤️❤️
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St1ka
@St1kaOct 28
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santos-inistas@JDabkneeOct 28
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NEET (@NEETOCRACY) profile pictureNEET@NEETOCRACYOct 28
“Support small businesses” = pay $7 for a coffee made by a fаggot
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You just know a queer person wrote this tweet because no mf in a cishet group was ever *needed* to go dps
Squarity 🔞 (@squarityy) profile pictureSquarity 🔞@squarityyOct 28
was animating porn but the friend group needed a dps
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this is how midterm marks are released at waterloo
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em (@emilyagain) profile pictureem@emilyagainOct 28
I will always love you, Chinese Hispanic Grocery of Eldridge Street
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Joy art*
SANTCO (@Mnepizd_2) profile pictureSANTCO@Mnepizd_2Oct 28
My vent art
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normal girl (@woke_gooning) profile picture
normal girl@woke_gooningMar 30
fuck sex fuck non lolicons fuck everyone on grindr you're queer and it's 2026 you're supposed to be getting off to findom, pre 2023 gooning captions, asanagi doujіns, causing psychological harm to yourself or others, and as much hentai as humanly possible
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Olgaa (@brdmoedr) profile pictureOlgaa@brdmoedrOct 26
Trans art discourse is pointless cause the piece of "trans art" that resonated with me the most was made by a middle-aged Japanese dude who most likely didn't even originally intend it.
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lu@squishydogpawsOct 28
ur pits are w huffs btw
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"... Your honor."
beny (@oshibeny) profile picturebeny@oshibenyOct 27
im 20 but i probably have the same life experience as a middle schooler
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LINK 🐂🫎 (@BullMooseLink) profile picture
LINK 🐂🫎@BullMooseLinkOct 27
I associate myself with a small circle of like-minded individuals
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Oops didn't realize I was on main
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JustRose@KindroseArtOct 26
Face checking the bush should always go like this 😤
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