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@JDabknee

poisson process princess | single and tall

Joined January 2021
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POV: you are my check engine light
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6 hour flix bus without AC and everything reeks
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now do this wearing just a loin cloth and see how twitter reacts
ollie (@bageloffice) profile pictureollie@bagelofficeOct 29
uber passenger who’s inconvenient asf
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This is really cool but it sucks that you have to pay 13$ for the privilege of Apple not fucking your photos
Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson) profile pictureRian Johnson
@rianjohnsonOct 28
So I recently badgered my cinematographer @steveyedlin into making my ideal iPhone still camera app. It shoots RAW, bypasses the iPhone's look processing and instead uses the same image processing we use on our movies. apps.apple.com/app/apple-sto…
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Just voted!! let’s get it right this time y’all!! 🤠 🌊
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NEET (@NEETOCRACY) profile pictureNEET@NEETOCRACYOct 28
“Support small businesses” = pay $7 for a coffee made by a fаggot
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Reminder: You need to stop washing your hair NOW if you want to be Cameron Winter for Halloween.
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ambiguously referring to his crush as “they” (bisexual??) before dropping that it’s Gal Gadot is perfect. Completely flawless comedic timing.
PEPPERS (@WHITEH0TPEPPERS) profile picturePEPPERS
@WHITEH0TPEPPERSOct 27
the way my mouth dropped when he said the name
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esahc (@49eerfc) profile pictureesahc@49eerfcOct 26
the uber driver did not enjoy my costume :(
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Reading “Powerbroker” on the blue line
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ms rat 🐀 (@ratbitebaby) profile picturems rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Happy Halloween week
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Watching Brazil re-elect their elderly center-left incumbent President over a far right lunatic
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Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 (@PollTracker2024) profile picturePolitics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker2024Oct 26
I think this is Trump’s longest Truth Social post ever written.
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Straight couple, 2026: “hi!! we both have jobs and try to divide housework evenly” Gay couple, 2026: “this is my bitch-wife. She does not leave the house and will not speak unless spoken to.”
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i just wanna work at Walgreens bro 😭😭
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showing my wife i love her by posting her on main with a gun pointed directly at her face
Congressman Troy Downing (@RepTroyDowning) profile pictureCongressman Troy Downing
@RepTroyDowningOct 24
Knocked them down today with my beautiful wife Heather! Happy opening day and good luck during rifle season Montanans.
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T (@HappinessHitHim) profile pictureT@HappinessHitHimOct 23
New York the only place in the world where you will legitimately need four Halloween costumes
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my abs show through this shirt can i be annoying for a second
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Irulan wears increasingly restrictive armor as Paul’s future becomes more certain!! She would never wear mail panties, it wouldn’t make sense!!
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(op looks very handsome and the chain mail is really handsome though)
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