Gay and Retarded. Warning ⚠️. Socratic method may be deployed along with vulgar humour.
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Fun fact: Ben Kentish and I knew each other at university, where I served as a rep for the Jewish society, encouraging less religious Jews to join the J-Soc, which was quite politically and religiously conservative at the time. 1/2
Thomas Markle was an old school paedo, photographs that had to be developed, VHS tapes and moving to the Philippines? Nah, you have to respect that.
Now that was a joke. Not a good one. But you should be allowed to joke about horrors.
Catherine Ryan is the only person to come out of this Brand shit well. She is awesome and quite funny 🤣
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Russell Brand won the Sun newspapers @sun Shagger of the Year in 2006, 2007, 2008 and again in 2012 after separating from Katy Perry.
His response to receiving this award was:
'I reclaimed my Shagger of the Year crown only last year. And when you think of all the new shaggers now, like young Harry Styles and Doctor Who, it is quite an achievement.'
He also added:
"I have shagged them all out of the business. It is like a Muhammad Ali comeback. I have taken them all out."
In addition, the Sun newspaper temporarily retired the award after his three-year streak.
Different world, I suppose.
@wil_da_beast630
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Depressing to see media mission to discredit someone who stops playing their game & uses celebrity to help others. Keep going @rustyrockets.
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Happy days at Guardian Towers. Remind me, which columnists did Kath Viner drive out of the paper? Talcum X? Russell the Rapist? Oh, I remember now. It was the feminists. All three of us:
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I'm sorry to tell you Cold War Steve but Russell Brand was embraced, annointed & had his feet kissed by the British left - Owen Jones, The Guardian, The SWP, Ed Milliband, The Peoples Assembly, and the RCG all welcomed him in. He even wrote The Revolution book. I was there. Lets not rewrite history lets tell the truth.
The CWS Charity Xmas Cards! Pack of 5 cards £10, with 100% of profit going to the Survivors Trust - supporting specialist rape and sexual abuse services in the voluntary sector.
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"Life O'Brien." Jesus fucking Christ, is there no beginning to O'Brien's talent. #obingo
James O'Brien's pizza order. (This actually happened in US and employees were sacked for the prank) #obingo
Lol, he's saying British people but exclusively talking about white British culinary traditions. Make up your mind O'Brien you idiot. #obingo
What sort of people take immediate and violent objection to any perceived insult to their culture? Like physically attacking a shop that doesn't sell Halal? Exactly, not British people. #obingo
If O'Brien was drafted and did basic training it would end like this wouldn't it. #obingo
James O'Brien plus featuring his review of a single by Everything But the Girl. Only £4.99 pm. He's in his 50s FFS.
#OBINGO