“pathetic food-based forms of performative cultural narcissism as a personality substitute.” ✨ IG: @italians_mad_at_food
Ministry of Food Sovereignty
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ma gli atleti hanno scoperto pure i pizzoccheri vi giuro da quando li ho assaggiati ci penso sempre
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Jasmine Paolini could not hide her feelings when asked if Australia had 'the world's best coffee' ☕️🤭🤣
#AusOpen
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Me when I ordered a tiramisu to go ,and the owner said "tiramisu must be eaten in restaurant slowly" and made me eat it right there 😆
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me in rome asking the waiter for ranch to go with my salad and he said “we don’t do that here” i was humbled
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Heading to Naples for pizza, the tour operator announced if we even mentioned pineapple we’d be kicked out of the country lol 🤣
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In Rome, my American boss tried to order tortellini pasta with carbonara sauce... I told him not to. He tried. He was told "no".
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I ordered an americano in the afternoon while in Venice and I was told "it is not breakfast time" and was given a spritz.
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That's right. I asked for Parmesan Cheese for my pasta and the guy told me "No, you're gonna ruin the taste"
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An English colleague ordered cheese w her pasta alle vongole at La Cambusa in Bologna. She noticed the waiter’s face, said, I’m sorry; he said, if you want.
Later the whole staff marched out carrying her pasta, behind it, a 🚫 sign + behind that, freshly grated parmigiano.
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I tried to order a coffee with my pizza in rome one time and the waiter yelled at me
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I ordered a capuccino at 1pm in Venice and the grandma running the cafe literally said "it is not breakfast anymore, signora" and gave me an aperol spritz and you know what?
she was right
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I still remember a waiter/maitre in Frascati (Rome) over 30 years ago, telling us of some Germans who had ordered Carbonara + some emmenthal cubes and green salad on a side plate, and then mixed everything together. They were (deservedly) thrown out.
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We treat food for what it is (an art for the mind and soul), other countries treat food as bare fuel for the body (sigh)
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The customer Is always right when he doesn't RUIN foods with his unsustainable and inadmissible requests...like pineapple on 🍕. If you want that, go back to your country and ask for that....ketchup only with hamburgers and fries thank you
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HK won a fencing gold over Italy & the Italian olympic committee submitted an official complaint claiming that the judges (from Taiwan & S Korea) were biased because of geographical closeness. In response, Pizza Hut HK is offering free pineapple on pizza until 6pm tomorrow lmaoo
