Your friend. Fave color is Huckleberry Hound blue. Lives in a egg. 'That's Are Dings!' debuting exclusively on Skydance Discovery Paramount HBO Max 4/1/27
Eggland
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Reading "how to win friends and influence people". According to this author, every principal I've ever held is flawed and it's my own fault I spend large swaths of time alone. I can't verify how many friends this author even has so I'm not going to work on myself or change
Just a heads up, I'm opening friendship applications for the fall friendship sessions. If you're interested in having me as a friend for sharing laughs and happy moments submit an application today!
Throwing trash in something called the "recycling bin" whatever that is. If I'm wrong someone else will fix it
Paying a monthly protection fee to agentic AI to protect my banking information from rogue agentic AI so they don't break in and steal money out of my X Money account. The future is looking bright!
That's Are Dings! retweeted
Exactly one hour after the first plane hit the North Tower, and 43 minutes after the second plane hit the South Tower, a user on Internet forum Something Awful posts a humorous photoshopped image parodying the attacks, which his peers find tasteless.
JD Vance and Eminem started their careers both by talking about how they hated their moms. I wonder how history will rank them?
When I used to click the explore tab on this site I would see stuff like Steven universe fan art or Nintendo news. Now I see mostly racist or far right videos on that tab. Pretty cool!
I just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell's family and it seems he somehow wound up on that rogue space x rocket that crashed into the moon. He was vaporized on impact. There will be no service
Pete Hegseth personally invited me to his hotel room to check my T levels. He's wearing a red velvet medical robe and sprinkling hypoallergenic rose petals to the examination bed
Myself and other staunch Lindsay Graham supporters will be strongly petitioning to overthrow the results of his death certificate. We believe in you, sir!
After A Lifetime Of Arduous Ranch Work, Cowboy Graduates To Cowman, Queen Of All The Cows dings.beehiiv.com/p/after-a-…
