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Mike Spence retweeted
Reporter: “Pete Hegseth says you want to see him in prison.”
Rep. Thomas Massie: “ There’s no way that I would go to visit him”
Conservative spitballs a hypothetical asking if Democrats would go for something and hits a brick wall of his own side being racist as fuck in the comments.
Spitballing a hypothetical.
Republicans - would you be open to an immigration deal that would legalize Dreamers & give protections to longtime illegal immigrants w/ no criminal record if they came forward & paid a fee/back taxes in exchange national voter ID requirements, a nationwide federal ban on sanctuary cities (ICE detainers must be honored at jails for criminal aliens) and a strict overhaul on the asylum system to prevent fraudulent claims overwhelming the system?
Would Dems have any appetite for such a deal?
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Mike Spence retweeted
NEW: Sen. Chris Van Hollen is now open to a run against Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer
Van Hollen has "received an outpouring of calls and is now in active listening mode," according to a person familiar w/ his thinking around leadership
"The door is not shut," the person added
Van Hollen is a leading progressive & has said he needs commitments from Schumer before agreeing to support him for another term as leader. The Maryland Democrat has also been eyeing a presidential run
Mike Spence retweeted
7:21am: congratulate the Axis of Evil guy.
9:30am: defend Democrats from the real threat, wine mom Le with a podcast
I defend Democrats from the haters. I welcome defending them from haters on the right. But I will defend them from haters on the left. My simple view is that in our two party system, weakening the Democratic party is helping Trump. And strengthening the Dem party weakens Trump - as we saw in these huge elections on Tuesday. Glad I could clarify.
Mike Spence retweeted
Does Boll & Branch still advertise with Fox News?
For clarity: @BollAndBranch does not currently advertise with the “I’ve Had It” podcast and will not in the future.
Mike Spence retweeted
As someone who spends thousands of dollars a year with Chewy, I need to know if they’re ever condemned or spoken out about actual hate speech or anything MAGA podcasters have said. Because I can easily spend more money at local pet store.
Mike Spence retweeted
on his hands and knees, groveling and practically showing hole, begging for a job
Congratulations to the new Chief of Staff, @StephenM.
Double down on the agenda. Too many people are demanding a change to tough policies because they were unpopular in the midterms. That’s foolish and cowardly.
The short term unpopularity of a policy does not make the policy wrong. The President’s priority should be long term benefits (like an Iran without a nuke), not short term popularity.
Mike Spence retweeted
Cash App host Trump accounts... made by the man who let ICE murder two American citizens and who bombed grade school girls in Iran. Cash App supports violence.
Gov Shapiro has to lie about people protesting businesses with ties to the IDF because he’s a politician with ties to the IDF
My Administration has been in touch with local officials in Philadelphia ahead of the planned protest on Sunday that’s designed to intimidate and drive Jewish businesses out of our communities.
Hate and antisemitism have no place in our Commonwealth. And I’m grateful to state and local law enforcement who will work to make sure our neighborhoods remain safe this weekend.
cnn.com/2026/11/05/us/philad…
Mike Spence retweeted
Reminder that Democrats never win by convincing Republicans to vote for them, they win by convincing people who aren’t usually politically active to get politically active.
Mike Spence retweeted
FYI: Boycotting restaurants that raised $100K for a group aiding IDF soldiers during the Gaza genocide is not antisemitism.
“These Zionist establishments must go!”
Schlesinger’s is a Jewish deli in Philly owned by an American Jew. Activists still put it on a list of “Zionist establishments” that “must go,” with a bike rally on the eve of Kristallnacht.
They keep telling us “Zionist” doesn’t mean Jew. Then they make the list.
Mike Spence retweeted
Has anybody else realised yet that Florida voters decided to increase the property tax exemption by 500% and enact a cap in how much they can raise by each year?
one bad hurricane and that state is going fucking bankrupt
Mike Spence retweeted
this guys runs a civil rights organization and tries to claim im bigoted btw
Mike Spence retweeted
SOMEONE WHO HAD A SECRET MEETING WITH KUSHNER, AND IS TALKING ABOUT NOT WANTING REVENGE SHOULD NOT BE THE NEXT SPEAKER 🖐🖐
No Benghazi hearing was “successful” by the definition of finding crimes. But they did find a server and destroyed Clinton with it a few years later.
Vance, Rubio, Hegseth, ect. should all be put under a microscope.
As far as lawfare, if I was advising Dems, I would only do things if you are 75%+ certain it will be successful. If youre going to be aggressive, you need to prove it and win. Same with impeachment. Don't impeach unless you are nearly certain you will convict.
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