The one girl that kept getting “random fevers” and she happened to get one on her birthday weekend. Her dumb ass posted a tiktok of her partying and it came up on my boss’s FYP because we all have each others phone numbers
"i was just about to turn in but then someone threw a brick through my windshield and now im home waiting on the guy to fix my water heater."
like ok 👍🏽 see you tomorrow LOL
Vendors pmo so bad with this. Everybody suddenly has a medical emergency and a dead relative lmaoo I don’t even respond
nigga told me he got hacked and needed to assess the threat so he couldn’t come in , like dude lmaoooo
nigga told me he was on his way to work and he started throwing up on himself. idc but the image of a grown man spitting up like a toddler while driving is funny
I don’t understand the lies I just say “I am unable to attend work today due to a personal matter.” 😭 they don’t need to know my business
If your employees feel required to even give excuses, that feels like a problem in itself. Let ppl take mental health days
I think its cause ur a normal person that happens to be a manager and not a crazy one cause i seen some shit man 😭
When you work with younger people they just tend to overexplain themselves too which makes you feel like they’re lying to you and it’s just like I’m not a cop it’s OK I really don’t care but you’re doing way too much
Shit be frying me, craziest part is mfs be lying to make themselves feel better. Just say you not coming to work nobody gon whoop u twin
literally had someone call me at open saying they weren’t coming in cus they were in jersey. We worked in central park
Someone sent a Google image of a thermometer and didn’t even gaf if they were the same skin tone 😭😭😭😭
When I was the manager for graveyards for like 2 months every time the phone would ring at 4 I knew exactly who it was calling out shi was hilarious there was one week where she hit me with food poisoning, house flooding, and taking kid to the hospital in the span of like 5 days