@J_esses

https://nitter.cf/t.co/ZOCiFsKWpK Instagram: @jesseswll

Houston
Joined August 2012
Replying to @KiDCuDi
@KidCudi 's new track is fucking sick
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No he actually did find a new planet LOL
new type of ai psychosis just dropped
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Reddit user identified a planet candidate (~1.4 Earth radii, 3.18-day orbit) in public NASA TESS data using Claude Code. TESS approved 2-min follow-up observations as DDT Program #100. It remains unconfirmed pending November data. tess.mit.edu/science/ddt/ zenodo.org/records/229674… aistify.com/claude-code-pl…
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Guns seized from the Yakuza by Japanese Police.
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yeah man that's the movie i'm looking for
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Replying to @Dansplainer
The follow up detail is even more insane lmfao
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Jesse retweeted
this is why I'm subscribed to r/gamebundles
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Jesse retweeted
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my uncle and I killed the tickle monster on a camping trip in ‘07. Shot him right between the eyes, sumbitch is mounted on the mantle over the fire. Can still see the fear in his eyes and everything. Taxidermist went mad after making it, said he’d never touch hide nor hair again.
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go ahead, step on my fucking glasses i don’t even care anymore
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white ppl be like Don’t worry my dog can narcan us
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a monk just broke his lifelong vow of silence to ask me where my jeans were from
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This is probably the dumbest fucking painting I’ve ever made
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Jesse retweeted
this is actually perfect for my plan to run up on you with my weapon
I want my smart glasses to hide everything distracting while I am working.
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USA and USSR for 45 years
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My son bout to be in that schoolhouse looking like a Serbian mobster.
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i have bed bugs
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"Are you busy today?" "I am washing Bitcoins from North Korea today" Incredible.
1/ How I infiltrated a Chinese organized crime syndicate that has laundered $1B+ across multiple exploits for Lazarus Group. Posing as a client, I gathered intel that helped action freezes for the Feb 2025 Bybit exploit and attribute illicit activity onchain.
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