@JackSlackMMA

I write detailed articles with my actual opinions in. The tweets are to make you laugh you miserable bastard.

England
Joined January 2012
Never seen fight fans so united on anything lol
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Nah, Ali is crazy for this one
Jon, I’m not trying to diminish your achievements in any way. But your whole life seems to be tied to breaking the rules one way or another, and somehow, you’re never the one to be blamed.
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There is only one rule: belts on posters
Genuinely an insane yet hilarious development. If the interim champ doesn’t become champ if the normal champ has to vacate, then there is no other way to explain its existence as anything other than a tool cynically employed to promote a fight or fighter. MMA is lawless.
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Jack Slack retweeted
You had to be there
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I saw this guy batter Khamzat in sparring. Can’t teach that
Chechen leader Kadyrov appointed his barely sentient 18 year old son to head Chechnya’s “security council”, forcing people triple his age to sit through this
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Why is he dressed as baby Brent?
Former #UFC champ Luke Rockhold lets out a GROWL after making weight for his #RAF13 matchup with Joe Pyfer 😂 🎥 @mikeheck_jr
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Doo Ho Choi's knock off embedded series on his own youtube channel is outperforming the UFC's official one. Can we stop calling them "fight promoters" and switch to something like "stadium bookers" or "contract havers"?
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"I'm getting some heat... better point out how bad my handpicked opponent is" The only thing he learned from that WWE mic training was referring to himself in the third person.
Gable Steveson didn't hold back when responding to Sean Sharaf's comments 🍿 "It's kind of crazy for a guy that's 0-2 and got knocked out in both of his fights to tell Gable Steveson what he can and can't do... After Saturday, my life moves on and he goes back to being a regular human." [ #UFC331 | SAT Sep 19 on @paramountplus ]
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UFC PPV? Nah mate here's 3000 words on nerd shit On the boi feed
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We got the BJ Penn hips over here
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His use of "honored" behooves me
🤔Gable Stevenson says Jon Jones told him he would be ‘honored’ to come back "I called Jon today, and he's honored to have an opportunity to maybe come back. He's always had gold around his waist” via UFC Media Day
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Aerts with the Harry Hill collar
武蔵の新卒感とミルコのルーキー感がすごい。
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Just remembered when they let Bogdan Guskov headline a card and he forgot how to fight
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While we're talking about tampered gloves, you should try to find Andy Ristie vs Robin van Roosmalen 2 because they caught him with tampered gloves IN THE RING during intros, and they just made him change them and did the fight anyway as if it was unintentional glove tampering
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Some people just aren’t built for this
🎙️❌Tom Aspinall is STOPPING his podcast to focus more on training “I don't think I'll have enough time to focus on podcasting for now. So maybe we'll come back to it for one day, but for right now, I am just focusing on getting back to fighting. That's my that's my focus. That's what I want to do”
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Takes a real sicko to stay up watching Dirk McGirk vs Tucker Lutz at the Apex
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He did have gloves that the letters randomly came off that one time.
🚨 Ilia Topuria has just publicly accused Justin Gaethje of LOADING HIS GLOVES before their fight “Next time, I’ll make sure they check Justin’s gloves so he doesn’t put anything weird on them.” 😳😳😳
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Brother... you were going to call yourself heavyweight champ off beating only him???
Alex Pereira just posted this on IG, laughing at the idea that Ciryl Gane is heavyweight champion 😬 “Lost to Francis, Lost to Jones, Volkov was daylight robbery, 10 illegal head shots to Poatan.” “Champion 😂😂😂”
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Absolute corker of a right hand here
CRIMINAL HULKS OUT IN COURT , COLUMBIANA COUNTY, OHIO. First, he BROKE HIS HANDCUFFS OFF. Then the suspect turned, THROAT-PUNCHED the sheriff’s deputy escorting him, turned around, and absolutely TRUCKED the second sheriff. Timothy Regal was there to be sentenced on charges including assault, aggravated menacing, and failure to comply. I saw this late last night, had to share it.
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Me attempting the false reaps Pawel Jaworski was hitting
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