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JAKE NEEDHAM writes crime thrillers. He used to write movies and television, but that's no life for a grown man.

Joined June 2008
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These minimum-wage monkeys are out of control with their demands and sense of entitlement. Someone needs to absolutely crush them.
Last Tuesday, a sandwich shop employee pulled my lunch away from me after I selected “No tip.” The payment had already gone through. I’d stopped in for two sandwiches, one for me and one for a coworker who couldn’t leave the office. I entered the order on a self-service screen, took my number, and waited by the counter. When my food was ready, the woman called me over to pay. She set the bag between us and turned the card reader around. 20%. 25%. 30%. Underneath was a smaller “No tip” button. I pressed it and tapped my card. She checked the screen. Then she looked at me. “You know we work hard back here, right?” I said I appreciated that. I was just picking up lunch, and I’d paid the price on the menu. I wasn’t trying to start a discussion. My break was nearly over. She kept her hand on the bag. “Some people like to show their appreciation.” There were customers behind me now. I could feel them waiting, so I reached for my receipt and said thank you. Then I reached for the food. She slid it back behind the register and called the next customer forward. At first, I thought she’d forgotten something. I waited while she took another payment. My bag stayed beside her, folded shut. “Sorry, is there something else you need to put in there?” She didn’t look at it. “You can wait.”
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Yeah, most likely it does ...
Replying to @Nam_kafi_hai
A tattoo doesn’t define her character
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THIS ⬇️
I hate to be this cynical, but I’ll be honest…running for Mayor exposes you to things that make you believe the city is actually being overtaken by demonic energy. Drive south Fig at night. Go to 6th and San Pedro. You see children openly prostituting, drug zombies setting dogs and cats on fire, babies born to crackheads and tossed in a dumpster, dead people just lying in the streets…that’s not even to mention the dozen neighbors of ours who burned alive in what is now a crumbled hellscape. Many times I wondered if the city’s problems weren’t beyond the reach of any politician’s capacity to actually fix. There is a cultural and spiritual rot that can’t be fixed at the ballot box. Until we fix the culture, we are kinda just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic and the shit we shovel around every 4 years doesn’t really mean a thing.
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Sorry, but Australia was simply as far away from the rest of us as we could ship them ...
What have we done to deserve this 😳
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Here's a solid argument for the immediate repeal of the 19th Amendment ...
I voted Democrat in California! Xavier Becerra will carry on Governor Gavin Newsom's great leadership. Don't believe the lies. California is safer because of Democratic policies. We believe in rehabilitation, not incarceration. People make mistakes. Sometimes they make the same mistakes over and over again. Everyone deserves another chance, especially if they pinky swear they won't do it again. 💙🗳️
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Mitch McConnell didn't write shit, and we all know it. It's Biden all over again. Somebody else is pulling their strings and using their name, and they're too out of it even to know it's happening.
Mitch McConnell just wrote a whole op-ed attacking Trump. Where was this energy when Biden opened the border? Days before the election.
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Lefties keep each other well fed and protected. It's what the whole system was designed to do.
Her work will centre on “empathetic leadership”, social cohesion and “civic trust”, as well as exploring ways to address global health challenges through equity and inclusion. Her "work" Lol ...what a scam!!!!
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Coming next ... Physical contact is banned. Only flag football permitted. Good Lord.
The @NFL refs are a bunch of pussies. Football has lost its meaning. Wow.
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"WTF are we doing?" We're electing low-IQ buffoons to office everywhere, because the voters are also mostly low-IQ buffoons. We're doomed.
Holy shit...this clip is unreal. Nithya Raman has absolutely NO clue about how housing works in LA. Oppenheim explains to her that landlords are losing money over the last decade and she's got ZERO idea what he's saying. This lady was chair of the Homelessness and Housing Committee for years and she's genuinely hearing this for the first time in her life. Unreal that this low IQ buffoon is about to be the Mayor. WTF are we doing.
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That's got to be AI. No real woman is that ugly.
Flanagan loves showing her support for Islam.
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We live in a land filled with bitter women who are out for revenge. What are they bitter about? Mostly that they're fat, ugly, and stupid. And that we noticed.
The most damaging demographic to Western Civilization. White Liberal Women.👇
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She survives crap like this over and over without any consequences because the New York media will report, approve, and amplify anything she says. It being true is strictly optional.
5 years ago, Rep. AOC was nearly r*ped and kiIIed by Trump voters inside the Capitol on January 6 1 problem: She wasn't in the building
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If we continue permitting people this stupid to hold public office, we are surely doomed ...
AOC told her followers that Elon Musk gutted Medicare and Social Security to pay for his own tax cuts. Imagine if someone actually believed this. These are the type of lies that get people killed, and that’s one of the reasons why Democrats tell them.
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Exhibit #1 for banning women from holding elected office ...
You can tell it’s election time. Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass does a complete 180 on everything she’s stood for - She now wants to expand the LAPD and hire lots of new police officers - She wants to clear all major homeless encampments in LA - Calls for a completely new system to bring full transparency to homeless money spending - Remove regulations to build 47,000 new housing units “Parents won't have to navigate their way across tents to get to school” She’s says these are here promises to appeal to “Spencer Pratt voters” Yeah right, she’s mayor RIGHT NOW and look around. It’s a literal zombie apocalypse hellscape. If you were going to do any of this you could have already done it Unfortunately the alternative is Nithya Raman who is someone even worse than Karen Bass
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"WTF are these people cheering for..!?" For the same reason they gave him the Nobel Peace Prize. Because he's black (sort of). That's it.
The crowd in Detroit just went WILD when Barack Obama walked out.. Democrats have been in charge of this city since 1962. In that time Detroit went from 1.85 million people to about 650,000, went BANKRUPT, and ended up with the lowest reading scores among big cities in America. WTF are these people cheering for..!?
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Arrogant, stupid women like this have destroyed the profession of journalism. And we are all the poorer for it.
LOL! Dana Bash is worried about softball questions… Dana Bash. She went on Nicolle Wallace's podcast and complained that "real objective reporters" at the big networks are being undermined by right-leaning reporters who toss the President friendly questions. Where was all this concern for four years while her own network kept telling us Joe Biden was just fine? Where was it when the press waved off Hunter's laptop as Russian disinformation? You don't get to cover for a man who couldn't finish a sentence and then lecture the rest of us about objectivity. Nobody trusts you anymore because you earned it.
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The chances of this power grab rationally surviving the Supreme Court are 0. But irrationally? That's another story. There are always 4 votes for anything that will increase Democrat power, so Roberts is the swing vote. If he sells us out again on this, the Republic is done.
🚨BREAKING: Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger has officially signed a bill that would award the state's 13 electoral votes to whoever wins the national popular vote — regardless of how Virginians actually vote. The legislation, part of the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact, passed mostly along party lines with Democrat votes. It requires 270 electoral votes from participating states to take effect. Once activated, your individual vote in Virginia (and other compact states) would be overridden by the nationwide popular vote total. This is a radical attempt to bypass the Electoral College and diminish the power of individual states.
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Unless we utterly crush these people, eventually they will win, because they never stop coming. And I don't think we have the balls to do what must be done.
U.S. Sen. Elissa Slotkin says she’s prepared for a situation in which the Trump administration attempts to change the outcome of the election: “Right in the last two weeks of the election, they somehow come up with a national security incident that only they can protect us from.”
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We have a 'conspiratorial, anti-immigrant government' in America? The New York went mad a decade ago. Unfortunately, it's spent that decade trying to sell its madness to everyone else and demanding that everyone else go mad, too ...
The New Yorker gives us “the worst outcome” of the anarchy in France:
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It's just the loonies sticking a finger in our eye, because they can. Nobody, and I mean *nobody*, actually wants that.
BREAKING 🅱️ — Many leftists are now pushing for a Kamala Harris/Jasmine Crockett presidential ticket, claiming it’s a “powerhouse”.. America wouldn’t survive four years of that.. 😭😭
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