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the 25 years later account on september 10th 2050: charlie kirk wakes up, excited to live another full day as someone who is alive 😏
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(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs
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Being an Ogre like Fetterman and losing to “Nobody” is kind of a modern retelling of the Odyssey if you think about it.
New - 2028 Senate poll - Pennsylvania
🟢 Someone else 58%
🔵 Fetterman 40%
Bravo #C - LV - 7/24
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This story has been done to death
Regina Hall has joined Dwayne Johnson in Benny Safdie’s next film ‘LIZARD MUSIC.’
Follows a young boy who finds a secret late-night broadcast of lizards playing otherworldly music that opens a hidden door to the whimsical Chicken Man.
🔗 deadline.com/2026/07/regina-…
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Need an extended cut of The Odyssey where more weapons keep dropping from the ceiling for Pattinson to point out to the other suitors. “The nunchucks!! The Glock, get the Glock!”
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thought this was about the needle drop and olivia rodrigo again
James Carville says AOC has no shot at Democratic nomination for president: 'She's not gonna have any chance' trib.al/rwf6uVc
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I fuckin' told y'all Jennifer Aniston would switch to breezy denim this summer but you assholes didn't believe me!
Jennifer Aniston Is the Latest Celeb to Ditch Skinny Jeans for Breezy Denim This Summer — Copy Her Look from $19 people.com/jennifer-aniston-…
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The average liberal american:
May I suggest our first entry
Canada now eligible to take part in Eurovision song contest ctvnews.ca/entertainment/art…
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"So what's your take"
"This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent"
"100% disagree"






































