Pinned Tweet
(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since
Boots, 'with the fur' retweeted
I’m crying bro lured the cop away from the bike so he could go back and grab it
Me: Sir, President Xi has just invoked the Thucydides Trap
Donald Trump: That's fine. I'm just going to let that one go
Boots, 'with the fur' retweeted
ATTN: FANS OF RADIO PALMA
CAN NOW TUNE IN
LIVE ON KCR RADIO
FRIDAYS 5 AM PACIFIC
SERENE MYSTICAL VIBRATIONS
FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
1610 AM ON YOUR DIAL
kcrstreaming.sdsu.edu:8000/s…
Boots, 'with the fur' retweeted
Oh good they're sending a bunch of guys up a staircase to get Bourne. Looks like this is the end for old Bourney
Wishing for a ice cream treat and the monkey's paw can't think of an ironic twist so it just kills my mom
Boots, 'with the fur' retweeted
Mcdonalds clerk {9th hour of shift} : Hey what can I get you :) And how are you doing today
Me: I have been adrift for a while; Burger
Boots, 'with the fur' retweeted
Erika Kirk is gonna experience Birth (2004) at some point in the next few years
Boots, 'with the fur' retweeted
Replying to @willylollol @FearedBuck
im lowk curious on how big his cock was tho. he doesn't seem like the type to have a small one