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(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since
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I’m crying bro lured the cop away from the bike so he could go back and grab it
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Me: Sir, President Xi has just invoked the Thucydides Trap Donald Trump: That's fine. I'm just going to let that one go
When Xi invokes the Thucydides Trap, as he did again today, he means he sees China as the rising power and the U.S. as the declining power. Kinda weird for an American president to just let that go, especially in remarks delivered in the White House. But these are not normal times.
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Oh good they're sending a bunch of guys up a staircase to get Bourne. Looks like this is the end for old Bourney
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Wishing for a ice cream treat and the monkey's paw can't think of an ironic twist so it just kills my mom
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Just asked this to a male companion (straight) and we proceeded to learn a lot about one another.
you can tell a lot about a guy by asking him whether he thinks dasha or anna is hotter.
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buying a shot for the bartender and roofie-ing it
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two additional little chalk outlines next to my body where my airpods fell out
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Hooking up with a guy and checking your phone the next morning and seeing he posted this while you were asleep >>>
The exposed anus constitutes the “emotional core” of doggy style
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Mcdonalds clerk {9th hour of shift} : Hey what can I get you :) And how are you doing today Me: I have been adrift for a while; Burger
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Replying to @gooofsterr
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Feeding my girl ice cubes from my hand as a reward for 2 weeks good behavior
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Sexuall Posts actually is a great account that posts w faps daily
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Great, what's next. 9/11?
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Erika Kirk is gonna experience Birth (2004) at some point in the next few years
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Caleb Pitts fault.
Addison Rae has deactivated her Instagram account.
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This will become known as the September 11 tragedy.
1-0 amateur MMA fighter Cole Johnson announced he’s fighting a full-grown chimpanzee live on September 11
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I’m hands down the fattest boyfriend in Brandy Melville right now
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im lowk curious on how big his cock was tho. he doesn't seem like the type to have a small one
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