Jan 🇺🇸🌊🎶🍻✌❤

#SignsYoureNot18Anymore Instead of makeup, your bathroom drawers are full of medication and supplements. – at California, USA

We were using hashtags here before the ticky tock was even invented. #FuckOff

#WhatsReallyHalloweenWithout a cauldron of alcoholic witches brew?

Doctor: Are you getting two servings a day of fruit Ms Gilson? Me: Of course!

#TheBestWayToEatPumpkins Just go for it.

#WhenYouSeeCatEyes Check to see if they're from Marble King. The early ones can be valuable.

#DonutLoversAreGoodAt being late to hashtag games.

#WhatNotToMakePublic Your wifi network.

#IncludeBuryOceanDark It was a dark and stormy night when we had to bury Captain Nelson at the bottom of the ocean.

#TheBestWayToEatCandy While hiding in the closet.

I've had a shit day and I hope these tacos will make it all better.

#InternetUsersAreGoodAt Doomscrolling.

#InternetUsersAreGoodAt letting AI answer all their questions in a millisecond.

#ToOwnOrNotToOwnAPet I don't own them. They own me.