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Give the actual worst teams the top picks, or juggle and eat 3 apples Adam Silver:
Legion Hoops (@LegionHoops) profile pictureLegion Hoops
@LegionHoopsFeb 13
DEVELOPING: The NBA is discussing creating a tournament among lottery teams to determine draft order in order to stop tanking. (via @ShamsCharania, h/t @flasportsbuzz)
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Does he know he can play them together?
Erik Slater (@ErikSlater_) profile pictureErik Slater
@ErikSlater_7h
Jordi Fernandez on Nolan Traore playing zero fourth-quarter minutes tonight: "Mikel had those five straight points, and I just let him roll. Because you cannot just keep taking them in and out. I think that when I was about to sub Nolan in, Mikel made two or three threes and a mid-range pull-up. So I thought that was the right thing to do. Was it right? I don't know. Obviously, Nolan did very well. They scored 18 and 19. So that's a very good contribution from your two point guards."
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Smart coach would spam this action vs forcing wide open Clowney 3s that hits at 31%
Todd Whitehead (@CrumpledJumper) profile pictureTodd Whitehead@CrumpledJumperNov 6
According to our player tracking data @SynergySST, over the last three seasons, on handoffs that followed off-ball screens (including zoom and gut actions), Michael Porter Jr. has attempted the second-most threes in the league and he's shot 44% from three in those actions.
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Steph Noh (@StephNoh) profile pictureSteph Noh@StephNohNov 5
NBA lottery reform was expected to lead to awful teams winning more. We're still early, but the reverse has happened. Many of last year's tankers look worse while trying their best to win, and there are more awful teams than a year ago today: sportingnews.com/us/nba/news…
NBA's anti-tanking rules are not having the desired effect of making bad teams win more games

NBA's anti-tanking rules are not having the desired effect of making bad teams win more games

A look at the teams that were hoping to take a leap once they ditched their tanking efforts.

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Good team gifted the 2nd pick now their steak is too juicy
Hater Report (@HaterReport) profile pictureHater Report
@HaterReportNov 5
Charles Barkley asked Dylan Harper “What's ya'lls logic with the 3-guard system?" Harper: “We’re at our best when we’re all attacking and getting downhill and making each other better” Charles: "Oh so it don't make any sense to ya'll either" 😂
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Mobley or Jarrett Allen
Ricky G (@jrichardgoodman) profile pictureRicky G
@jrichardgoodmanNov 5
The Cavs are about to blow up ! They got something going on behind the scenes 👊
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MPJ worthless trade asset unless until you extend him btw
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GM
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12 deep lineup tonight. Hope Jordi found what he was searching for.
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MPJ chased down that last second rebound to secure his double double. I just know Jontay Porter still gambling on games lol.
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Terrance Mann and Keon Ellis back court minutes. What are we doing here, didn't we just draft 5 pgs in the past two drafts?
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Jumbo lineup with Traore moves me Traore MPJ Randle Wolf Dayron
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Fun fact: Danny Wolf averaged 9.7 rebs and 1.4 blocks at Michigan. He also has a 7'2.5 wingspan. He should be the emergency backup every game.
Erik Slater (@ErikSlater_) profile pictureErik Slater
@ErikSlater_Nov 5
Danny Wolf checks in early in the third quarter.
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How did Sean Marks expect Randle and MPJ to operate without some competent bigs? Even AD won't play on a team without a center to do the dirty work.
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Clowney can't defend, and when the defender luckily misses, Clowney gives up the offensive rebound.
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I swear Jordi crowd sources ideas for lineup rotations from twitter
Erik Slater (@ErikSlater_) profile pictureErik Slater
@ErikSlater_Nov 5
Josh Minott is in the game for the Nets to start the second quarter.
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Go get Jalen Duren and call it a day
NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral) profile pictureNBACentral
@TheDunkCentralNov 3
The Brooklyn Nets are hoping to receive good trade offers for Julius Randle and Michael Porter Jr. by the trade deadline, per @JakeLFischer (Via @BleacherReport )
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Ben Simmons got lucky here
Underdog NBA (@UnderdogNBA) profile pictureUnderdog NBA
@UnderdogNBANov 4
Warriors aren't delivering payments to Kristaps Porzingis on his $20M salary, per @ShamsCharania, @anthonyVslater. Golden State is ruling that Porzingis "is not rendering services."
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Quite possibly the dumbest thing he's said in the past year
Brian Lewis (@NYPost_Lewis) profile pictureBrian Lewis@NYPost_LewisNov 4
MPJ suffered minor shoulder injury vs the #Knicks but is ok tonight: “I actually sprained my arm, hyperextended my left arm & that took me out of some of my aggression. I couldn't really dribble the ball w/ my left so I really was just out there trying to space the floor.” #nets
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Same reason companies put so much air in bags of potato chips
🦋 (@theonlyaubs) profile picture🦋@theonlyaubsNov 3
Why not reduce the game total? Or try to eliminate back to backs?
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Do players have to teach each other plays during the game too? Just run some practices once in a while and get everyone up to speed.
C.J. Holmes (@HolmesScribe) profile pictureC.J. Holmes
@HolmesScribeNov 3
Jordi Fernández likes what he's seeing from Mikel Brown Jr., but there's a learning curve for a 20-year-old rookie tasked with running an NBA offense. “You have to make sure that you tell a 30-year-old where to be and a 28-year-old where to be.”
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