Honestly, I don’t tweet much anymore. somebody will take offence, the bastards.
Durban,South Africa
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BREAKING: Israel has dropped a new type of bomb in Gaza.
Palestinians claim it’s a “mini nuke,” but analysis suggests it is likely a thermobaric (vacuum) weapon.
Thermobaric bombs detonate by dispersing a fuel–air mixture, producing a high-pressure shockwave and intense heat. This can collapse structures and cause blast effects similar to a nuclear detonation in terms of overpressure, but it is not a nuclear weapon.
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BREAKING: Executives at Vanity Fair reportedly burst out laughing for 6 minutes straight after Jared Kushner vowed to sue them because in discovery they'd get to see all his other foreign bank accounts, bribes, money laundering schemes, texts, emails, and evidence of treason.
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“You don't have anything from the Allied side?"
"No, no. That sort of thing wouldn't interest me at all."
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The GRU hacked into Jared Kushner's iPhone. Dutch military intelligence (MIVD) then recruited a GRU spy who gave them access to the hacked phone. What MIVD discovered was that Kushner had access to two bank accounts --one Azerbaijani, the other Israeli --where Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman and Emirati ruler Mohammed bin Zayed deposited money. It sounds like a slightly far-fetched episode of "Slow Horses," but it's real. And it proves just how eye-poppingly corrupt this administration was and continues to be as its "special envoy" decides the fate of tens of millions in Europe in the Middle East. Simply incredible reporting by Matthew Cole, drawn from his new book on Kushner. vanityfair.com/story/jared-k…
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I have an older gentleman who comes into the shop about once a week. He’s very quiet, says hello, browses books for half an hour or so, finds something he likes, leaves. Today he told me that he has spent years trying to rebuild his library after his wife decided she was
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Test Cricket in places that struggle for crowds should make it FREE to enter!
Boards should make their money off their franchise tournaments.
There is no way that Durban and PE have made enough money off ticket sales to justify no one there watching.
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BREAKING: US Embassies across the entire Middle East, Israel, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Lebanon, Jordan, Qatar, Bahrain, Kuwait, Oman, the UAE, Yemen and Iran have all just issued new security alerts, warning all Americans of severe flight cancellations, airspace closures and travel disruptions amid risk of sudden escalation in Yemen and Iran.
The alert warns that the situation has "the potential to escalate rapidly beyond that immediate area."
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I cannot stop thinking about three families who sent their children to elementary school this morning and will never bring them home again.
So spare me the fucking thoughts and prayers.
Spare me the speeches about how now isn't the time to talk about guns.
And spare me the politicians who have spent YEARS refusing meaningful gun-safety laws while telling the rest of us that massacred children are somehow the unavoidable price America must pay for their interpretation of the Second Amendment.
FUCK THAT.
Children being slaughtered in their elementary school is not the price of freedom.
It is a fucking national disgrace.
And don't even start with “if the teachers were armed.”
They're TEACHERS.
They went to work today to teach children how to read and multiply and make friends. They are not fucking marksmen. Turning an elementary school into a crossfire because politicians refuse to confront America's gun problem isn't a solution. It's insanity.
Three children are dead.
Three families have been destroyed.
Hundreds of other little kids just experienced something no child should ever see.
So to every politician who blocks meaningful gun-safety laws and then races to a microphone after another classroom fills with blood:
Keep your fucking thoughts and prayers.
Do your fucking job.
cnn.com/2026/10/15/us/oregon…
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ITV undercover caught Reform
councillors saying:
• “If she was my daughter it would still be bath night on a Thursday… I’ll wash you properly this time”
• “If she’d given me a hug I’d have fucking fingered her”
• “Cut the cunt’s head off” ( Referring to King Charles while calling him a Muslim)
• “Drag them out of their homes, stick them on planes and fuck them off to Pakistan”
• “No more than 1% of the British population can be non-white”
• Black kids = “fucking animals”
• Used the slur “Paki” throughout
• “I’ll take them out… you’ve got to kill or you’re going to be killed… these fuckers have come to rape and pillage and fucking kill us”
• Train young men in “insurgency tactics” to go street-by-street, house-by-house
• “I didn’t realise curry was an exchange that you could then rape all our kids”
• Suggested burying pork chops to stop a mosque
• “They should all be shot against the wall”
Alan Feeney, Chris Whelan, Dean Miller, Raymond Dunning and Jamie Campbell should never get to work in the political field again.
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Here's a question: How were Adam and Eve and their family, and later Noah and his family, able to populate the world without committing copious acts of incest over multiple generations?
Find the answer in the Bible for that one, Nick-o.
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Of everything they've ever done, and I love it all, this is easily the best Vic and Bob sketch.
Bob losing it halfway through.
"I tell ya what I gonna do, first chance I get kid, I'm outta this small town shit hole. Am gonna go somewhere big city... rike Reeds"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Terrible news coming out of France.
Reports that a Lions player was found unresponsive in a shower cubicle and could not be revived.
Un rugbyman des Lions de Johannesbourg meurt dans un hôtel de l'île de Ré à la veille du match face au Stade Rochelais
➡️ l.ici.fr/h6EY
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If you haven’t yet seen this, it’s worth taking a look at this detailed examination of the UK Govt’s response to Israel’s bombardment of Gaza. One key revelation is when aid workers including British nationals were killed in an Israeli strike on a World Central Kitchen convoy. Two days later, the then UK Foreign Sec David Cameron signed off on the latest arms export approval to Israel. That same day he announced an urgent and “transparent” investigation into the attack. channel4.com/programmes/brit…
